My birthday gives Mexicans an excuse to drink.

You lied to me Miss Plank. Thats not cool.

Running with scissors wasnt smart, I tripped and cut open your heart.

Tell me the truth but tell it to me slant.

I havent been home this early in the morning in a long time. It was refreshing i can already feel the hangover starting.

1. Intuitive-Projective faith
2. Mythic-Literal faith
3.Sythentic-Conventional faith
4. Individual-Reflective faith
5. Conjuctive faith
6. Universal faith

Do you ever feel like your a giant beetle with an apple stuck in its back, i kinda do.

My valkyrie by my side.

Like omg im a lobster.

My new girl friend gets delivered tommrow.
She is inatimate so booty calls are welcome and advised to all able and willing females or hot enough males.