Hilarity

[xave]

earlier today my brother and I put a forzen pizza in the oven and then walked away. It takes atleast like 20-25 minutes of cooking for it to become the way we like it. We had just popped it in and so we were not paying any attention to it when julia, my brothers girlfriend walks into the family room and asks if we knew what time we put it in. Brian

Comments

[kattikawn]

I'm sure there is a gene in your lineage that causes you to act like the maniac you are. There's no way nurture (as opposed to nature)is responsible for some of the behavior you exhibit. :3

[xave]

You would think so wouldn't you, but you don't know my father ;)

[kattikawn]

Then your mother must be on a mission from God. ;)

[xave]

Heh, if she's on a mission from god than god must either be a real bastard or just plain hates her. nah my dad is a good guy, he's just an ass who loves to mess with people. On one of thier first dates my dad took my mom to a horror movie called blood beach. She didn't want to go because she hates gorey movies. My dad convinced her that despite the name the movie really wasn't that gorey. that they always do the pan out gig with the camera when ever someone gets killed. well the very first scene of the movie is just about as graphic as you could ever get. A girl is getting raped on the beach by her boyfriend and as he forces himself upon her a clawed hand reaches up out of the sands and rips off the rapists penis and throws into the middle of a group people playing with a beach ball. they all stop for a momment and stare shocked at the severed penis. They then scream hysterically and run of the beach closely followed by just about everyone else.