My mom's heading to texas for a couple days and she refuses to bring me back a dallas cowboy cheerleader. It's not like I'm asking for much...

So my dad set down some rules the other day one of which is that with out special permission no one is to be in our house after 11pm. He did this because he was sick of my brother brians discourtesy to everyone in the house. You see brian would bring his girlfriend julia home, take her up to his room and have sex with her while everyone was home. ( Read more... )

Lesson one: you must watch what you are cooking or else it will burn, even if the suggested cooking time is only half way through ( Read more... )

looks like the slow death for me. It seems my mom has decided to not make dinner and to no longer go shopping. Meaning that not only do I have to fend for myself, there is also next to nothing of substance to scavange up. I either have to learn how to make dinner dishes out of nothing or start keeping a dinner fund. Perhaps I could steal other ( Read more... )

hilarious song

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/lyrics/re-your-brains

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If this wasn't so sad and typical it would be kinda funny. A about a month ago my brother brian turned himself into a super ass. With his three tickets totaling up to 20 points and the failure to pay a parking fine that caused my dad to get a suspended licence, you'd think he'd be full up on making life hard for himself and all those near him, but ( Read more... )

earlier today my brother and I put a forzen pizza in the oven and then walked away. It takes atleast like 20-25 minutes of cooking for it to become the way we like it. We had just popped it in and so we were not paying any attention to it when julia, my brothers girlfriend walks into the family room and asks if we knew what time we put it in. Brian ( Read more... )

On saturday I'm going to a Renaissance fair on saturady. I haven't been to one in ages. They are usually boring, but I'm going with my cousin mike and my brother brian. We plan on punking out robinhood in some way. Apparently every year this fair is about robinhood and his merry little rebellion aginst the crown. I figure that 700+ years is way to ( Read more... )

Well my wonderful and amazing brother brian really did it this time. He gets himself three tickets, amassing to about 500 dollars worth of fines and now has the possibility of losing his license. What did he do you may be wondering, why only race on of his friends down Route 18 south. He was going a 105 mph in a 65 mph zone. You may not be familar ( Read more... )