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1 FIRST GRADE TEACHER`S NAME: mrs. park
2 LAST WORDS YOU SAID: safe
3 LAST SONG YOU SANG: "God Only Knows" by the Beach Boys
4 LAST PERSON YOU HUGGED: my two-year old sister
5 LAST THING YOU LAUGHED AT: last night, after midnight, watching Before Sunrise
6 LAST TIME YOU SAID "I DON'T REMEMBER": yesterday at work
7 LAST TIME YOU CRIED: a few weeks ago, i forgot why
8 COLOR OF SOCKS YOU`RE WEARING: white power
9 WHAT`S UNDER YOUR BED: scrabble, shoes, chess
10 TIME YOU WOKE UP TODAY: around 9:15
11 CURRENT TASTE: mocha frapuccino
12 CURRENT HAIR: ...black?
13 CURRENT LOVE: renting indie movies i should have seen when they came out (ie: Before Sunset, Sideways, A Home At the End Of The World)
14 CURRENT ANNOYANCE: mos-kee-toe
15 CURRENT LONGING: LONDON CALLING!
16 CURRENT DESKTOP BACKGROUND: Paris fountains, at night, with the Eiffel Tower in the background
17 CURRENT WORRY: grapes of motherfucking wrath
18 CURRENT HATE: work, heat, not being in europe, being a summer hermit
19 CURRENT FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING: fuck you.
20 FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OTHER SEX: eyes, hands, face, legs, hair, in that order
21 LAST CD YOU LISTENED TO: The Proximity Effect - Nada Surf
22 FAVORITE PLACE TO BE: europe, with friends, barnes and noble, in that order
23 LEAST FAVORITE PLACE: my house, in the midday sun for no reason, naples
24 TIME YOU WAKE UP: days i don't work: 11 AM; days i do work: 9-9:30 AM
25 IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: i'd be a good drummer as opposed to a rappy drummer or i'd know how to play bass guitar or piano
26 FAVORITE COLOR: very dark blue, very dark red, very dark grey (and that's colour, by the way)
27 DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE: it's definitely possible but i'm not going to live my life based on that.
28 HOW TALL ARE YOU?: 5'11
29 CURRENT FAVORITE WORD/SAYING: i like the word love. i like the word bliss. and: asked what he thougt of Western civilisation, Gandhi's reply "I think it woul be a good idea."
30 CURRENT FAVORITE BOOK(S): "Catalyst" by Laurie Halse Anderson; "The Book of Salt" by Monique Truong; "Sophie's World" by Jostein Gaarder; "Bridge to Terabithia" by Katherine Paterson; and "The DaVinci Code" & "Angels & Demons" by Dan Brown
31 FAVORITE SEASON: winter
32 PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU`D LIKE TO TALK TO: if they're in my past, i don't really want to talk to them ...there is one person i'd like to talk to and take everything i ever told her back. and if you're reading this it's probably not you. so don't ask. unless you REALLY REALLY want to.
33 WHAT IS YOUR CAREER GOING TO BE: well, i want to study history or political science and i'm starting to look at journalism so either a journalist or a professor.
34 HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT: i could say I DON'T WANT ANY KIDS but realistically, two, with the right person.
35 HAD A PET THAT YOU KILLED: god, no.
36 SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT: yes.
37 GOTTEN IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR PET: uhhhhh, no.
38 BEEN TO NEW YORK: yes
39 BEEN TO FLORIDA: rub it in, fuckface.
40 BEEN TO CALIFORNiA: no
41 BEEN TO HAWAII: no
43 BEEN TO EUROPE: yes, thank god.
44 HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE OFF THE NET: yes
45 DREAMED OF SOMETHING REALLY CRAZY AND THEN IT HAPPENED THE NEXT DAY: yes
47 HAD SEX WITH AN EX'S FRIEND: no
48 WENT OUT WITH SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: um yes...twice, in fact
49 DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: yes
50 WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW: "Grapes of Wrath" by John Steinbeck; "A People's History of the United States" by Howard Zinn; and "The Bridge at Andau" by James Michner
51 WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: loneliness mixed with boredom and a dash of jealousy
52 FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP: what time is it
53 HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: usually three
54 FUTURE DAUGHTER`S NAME: i like jenny, claire, juliet, keira, or julie
55 FUTURE SON`S NAME: i like seth, damien, colin, alex, or pierce
56 WHAT DO YOU SLEEP WITH: blanket and two pillows
57 FAVORITE TV SHOW: daily show w/ jon stewart; real time with bill maher; six feet under; family guy; american dad; the mclaughlin group; jeopardy; law and order; entourage
58 WISH WERE HERE WITH YOU: honestly, i wish i were somewhere else with someone else' i wish someone would wish for me to be there with them where they are, you get me?
59 TATTOOS: none yet
60 PIERCINGS: none yet
THE EXTRA STUFF...
61 DO YOU DO DRUGS: no
62 DO YOU DRINK: sometimes
63 WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE: colgate
64 WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER DO YOU USE: American Crew Citrus Mint
65 WHAT ARE YOU MOST SCARED OF: failure, solitude, terminal illness
66 WHAT CLOTHES DO YOU SLEEP IN: shirt and shorts
67 WHO IS THE LAST PERSON THAT CALLED YOU: nicole
68 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: uhhh...somewhere not popular yet not uncommon in a cliche way
69 COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: my physical appearance, my weight, my face, etc.
70 WHO DO YOU REALLY HATE: i hate noone. i dislike many people.
71 BEEN IN LOVE: yes
72 ARE YOU TIMELY OR ALWAYS LATE: it depends on what the event is and how my day's been going
73 DO YOU HAVE A JOB: a non-paying one, at that
74 DO YOU LIKE BEING AROUND PEOPLE: yes
75 BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: carelessness, requited love, ultimate scenario: walking back to your mid-sized from a movie in manhattan in mid-november with someone who is intelligent, beautiful, and who loves you as you love them; view of city (optional)
76 DO YOU HAVE ANY STUFFED ANIMALS: no
77 ARE YOU A HEALTH FREAK: sometimes
78 DO YOU HAVE A "TYPE" OF PERSON YOU ALWAYS GO AFTER: no
79 DO YOU WANT SOMEONE YOU CAN`T HAVE: i think so
80 ARE YOU LONELY RIGHT NOW: slightly
81 EVER AFRAID YOU`LL NEVER GET MARRIED: sometimes
82 DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: yes
83 DO YOU WANT KIDS:? i wouldn't mind
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
84 CRIED: no
85 BOUGHT SOMETHING: yes
86 GOTTEN SICK: yes
87 SANG: yes
88 SAID I LOVE YOU: no
89 WANTED TO TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVED THEM: yes
90 Met someone: no
91 MOVED ON: (from what? and) no
92 TALKED TO SOMEONE: yes
93 HAD A SERIOUS TALK: yes
94 MISSED SOMEONE: yes
95 HUGGED SOMEONE: yes
96 YELLED AT SOMEONE: yes
97 DREAMED ABOUT SOMEONE YOU CAN`T BE WITH: yes
What You Really Think Of Your Friends
Aleesha is your soulmate.
You truly love Alicia.
You consider Lauren your true friend.
You know that Gaby is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Daryl for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Layne is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Kaysie is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that Courtney is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Courtney changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think Wendel is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Wendel has a hidden internet romance.
What Do You Think of Your Friends?
fucking hilarious
2 LAST WORDS YOU SAID: safe
3 LAST SONG YOU SANG: "God Only Knows" by the Beach Boys
4 LAST PERSON YOU HUGGED: my two-year old sister
5 LAST THING YOU LAUGHED AT: last night, after midnight, watching Before Sunrise
6 LAST TIME YOU SAID "I DON'T REMEMBER": yesterday at work
7 LAST TIME YOU CRIED: a few weeks ago, i forgot why
8 COLOR OF SOCKS YOU`RE WEARING: white power
9 WHAT`S UNDER YOUR BED: scrabble, shoes, chess
10 TIME YOU WOKE UP TODAY: around 9:15
11 CURRENT TASTE: mocha frapuccino
12 CURRENT HAIR: ...black?
13 CURRENT LOVE: renting indie movies i should have seen when they came out (ie: Before Sunset, Sideways, A Home At the End Of The World)
14 CURRENT ANNOYANCE: mos-kee-toe
15 CURRENT LONGING: LONDON CALLING!
16 CURRENT DESKTOP BACKGROUND: Paris fountains, at night, with the Eiffel Tower in the background
17 CURRENT WORRY: grapes of motherfucking wrath
18 CURRENT HATE: work, heat, not being in europe, being a summer hermit
19 CURRENT FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING: fuck you.
20 FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OTHER SEX: eyes, hands, face, legs, hair, in that order
21 LAST CD YOU LISTENED TO: The Proximity Effect - Nada Surf
22 FAVORITE PLACE TO BE: europe, with friends, barnes and noble, in that order
23 LEAST FAVORITE PLACE: my house, in the midday sun for no reason, naples
24 TIME YOU WAKE UP: days i don't work: 11 AM; days i do work: 9-9:30 AM
25 IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: i'd be a good drummer as opposed to a rappy drummer or i'd know how to play bass guitar or piano
26 FAVORITE COLOR: very dark blue, very dark red, very dark grey (and that's colour, by the way)
27 DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE: it's definitely possible but i'm not going to live my life based on that.
28 HOW TALL ARE YOU?: 5'11
29 CURRENT FAVORITE WORD/SAYING: i like the word love. i like the word bliss. and: asked what he thougt of Western civilisation, Gandhi's reply "I think it woul be a good idea."
30 CURRENT FAVORITE BOOK(S): "Catalyst" by Laurie Halse Anderson; "The Book of Salt" by Monique Truong; "Sophie's World" by Jostein Gaarder; "Bridge to Terabithia" by Katherine Paterson; and "The DaVinci Code" & "Angels & Demons" by Dan Brown
31 FAVORITE SEASON: winter
32 PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU`D LIKE TO TALK TO: if they're in my past, i don't really want to talk to them ...there is one person i'd like to talk to and take everything i ever told her back. and if you're reading this it's probably not you. so don't ask. unless you REALLY REALLY want to.
33 WHAT IS YOUR CAREER GOING TO BE: well, i want to study history or political science and i'm starting to look at journalism so either a journalist or a professor.
34 HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT: i could say I DON'T WANT ANY KIDS but realistically, two, with the right person.
35 HAD A PET THAT YOU KILLED: god, no.
36 SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT: yes.
37 GOTTEN IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR PET: uhhhhh, no.
38 BEEN TO NEW YORK: yes
39 BEEN TO FLORIDA: rub it in, fuckface.
40 BEEN TO CALIFORNiA: no
41 BEEN TO HAWAII: no
43 BEEN TO EUROPE: yes, thank god.
44 HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE OFF THE NET: yes
45 DREAMED OF SOMETHING REALLY CRAZY AND THEN IT HAPPENED THE NEXT DAY: yes
47 HAD SEX WITH AN EX'S FRIEND: no
48 WENT OUT WITH SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: um yes...twice, in fact
49 DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: yes
50 WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW: "Grapes of Wrath" by John Steinbeck; "A People's History of the United States" by Howard Zinn; and "The Bridge at Andau" by James Michner
51 WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: loneliness mixed with boredom and a dash of jealousy
52 FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP: what time is it
53 HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: usually three
54 FUTURE DAUGHTER`S NAME: i like jenny, claire, juliet, keira, or julie
55 FUTURE SON`S NAME: i like seth, damien, colin, alex, or pierce
56 WHAT DO YOU SLEEP WITH: blanket and two pillows
57 FAVORITE TV SHOW: daily show w/ jon stewart; real time with bill maher; six feet under; family guy; american dad; the mclaughlin group; jeopardy; law and order; entourage
58 WISH WERE HERE WITH YOU: honestly, i wish i were somewhere else with someone else' i wish someone would wish for me to be there with them where they are, you get me?
59 TATTOOS: none yet
60 PIERCINGS: none yet
THE EXTRA STUFF...
61 DO YOU DO DRUGS: no
62 DO YOU DRINK: sometimes
63 WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE: colgate
64 WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER DO YOU USE: American Crew Citrus Mint
65 WHAT ARE YOU MOST SCARED OF: failure, solitude, terminal illness
66 WHAT CLOTHES DO YOU SLEEP IN: shirt and shorts
67 WHO IS THE LAST PERSON THAT CALLED YOU: nicole
68 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: uhhh...somewhere not popular yet not uncommon in a cliche way
69 COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: my physical appearance, my weight, my face, etc.
70 WHO DO YOU REALLY HATE: i hate noone. i dislike many people.
71 BEEN IN LOVE: yes
72 ARE YOU TIMELY OR ALWAYS LATE: it depends on what the event is and how my day's been going
73 DO YOU HAVE A JOB: a non-paying one, at that
74 DO YOU LIKE BEING AROUND PEOPLE: yes
75 BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: carelessness, requited love, ultimate scenario: walking back to your mid-sized from a movie in manhattan in mid-november with someone who is intelligent, beautiful, and who loves you as you love them; view of city (optional)
76 DO YOU HAVE ANY STUFFED ANIMALS: no
77 ARE YOU A HEALTH FREAK: sometimes
78 DO YOU HAVE A "TYPE" OF PERSON YOU ALWAYS GO AFTER: no
79 DO YOU WANT SOMEONE YOU CAN`T HAVE: i think so
80 ARE YOU LONELY RIGHT NOW: slightly
81 EVER AFRAID YOU`LL NEVER GET MARRIED: sometimes
82 DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: yes
83 DO YOU WANT KIDS:? i wouldn't mind
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
84 CRIED: no
85 BOUGHT SOMETHING: yes
86 GOTTEN SICK: yes
87 SANG: yes
88 SAID I LOVE YOU: no
89 WANTED TO TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVED THEM: yes
90 Met someone: no
91 MOVED ON: (from what? and) no
92 TALKED TO SOMEONE: yes
93 HAD A SERIOUS TALK: yes
94 MISSED SOMEONE: yes
95 HUGGED SOMEONE: yes
96 YELLED AT SOMEONE: yes
97 DREAMED ABOUT SOMEONE YOU CAN`T BE WITH: yes
What You Really Think Of Your Friends
Aleesha is your soulmate.
You truly love Alicia.
You consider Lauren your true friend.
You know that Gaby is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Daryl for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Layne is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Kaysie is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that Courtney is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Courtney changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think Wendel is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Wendel has a hidden internet romance.
What Do You Think of Your Friends?
fucking hilarious