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[xavieralexander]

Today is my dumb dad's birthday! *hisses at him* Yesterday he had his dumb parents and grandmother come over to take mommy and him out for dinner. Great grandma wanted to see me and say hi so he pulled me out from under the futon. Mom got mad at him, but everyone wanted to say hi to me. I showed them my fangs and scared grandma!! She thought

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[amy_and_cherita]

Yeah, Amanda claims the same thing about me when I lived with her parents. She says that I liked them because they spoiled me. Yeah, right. I don't like anyone. If it weren't for me needing someone to come around every so often to feed me and change my litter, I would be entirely self-sufficient.

[xavieralexander]

They both lie. You know how it is with humans. Dad says I use to sleep on the couch next to Grandpa. HA! I say prove it. I only like one person, my mom.

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[phelicity]

EXCUSE ME???

[xavieralexander]

Well...I like you a little bit when you have food for me! Otherwise I don't like you. That picture is edited to make it look like I'm sitting on your lap.

[gusterkitty]

Ooohhh I love Red Lobster shrimp!!

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[xavieralexander]

Isn't it the best?! Mom peeled the breading stuff off for me since I don't like that though. I love when they go there.

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[gusterkitty]

Hey, my Mama does that for me too! :)

[xavieralexander]

Our moms are smart :) They know we don't like that gross breading stuff.