Looks & sounds like a duck, but medical certificate says otherwise

[xavierxalfonso]

In a mad dash for the eighteenth Century, the federation of Catholic doctors, a German outfit, is claiming that there are three types of treatment for homosexual urges *:
1. Homeopathy
2. Psychotherapy
3. Pastoral care **

I don't know which burns more: the breathtaking stupidity or the bloody-minded intolerance.

* Since a major German news outlet ran a

Comments

[strawberryfrog]

On the principle that "like cures like if you dilute it enough", what exactly do you put in a homeopathic treatment for the gay? I can think of a couple of things....

[xavierxalfonso]

They reckon Platinum should do the trick.

[strawberryfrog]

of course, Platinum! Gayest of all the metals.
It's not very water soluble, but at those concentrations it doesn't really make a difference.

[ext_252688]

It isn't a sickness! But we have 3 cures!

*sigh*