http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html

I just want to know how they operate the damn things

I wish I could think of something appropriate to put here. But I can't. I wish I had known more about this man when he was alive.

http://www.forbes.com/finance/feeds/afx/2005/09/20/afx2234355.html

-$210.80

I haven't posted in a while, because I keep thinking to myself, everyone knows this stuff already. I guess I am doing this in the interest of leaving a written record of some kind. Anyway ( Read more... )

I figure I should put this list up here. ME AM BROED ( Read more... )

So I clock off of work last night, right, and I go to get my coat, and I can't find it. And I look and I look, and after 15 minutes or so of rifling through this one coat rack, I find a coat. This coat happens to look nothing like my old coat, save that it is black and happens to have a white paint spot right in the same place my old one did. So ( Read more... )

Brother Shotgun of Warm Humanitarianism. The juxtaposition of the words seems wildly apropos.
Also, if you get a chance, go read that Jon Carrol article. Is good ( Read more... )

Last night, I was at work, and my awesome coworker calls me on the phone in my checkstand. She's all, "Want a futon? We're moving" and I'm all like "SWEET" because futons are the r0x0r, even if there's really no damn place to put it in here right now. I'll probably end up leaving it at a grandparent's house or something until I get moved out ( Read more... )

So I woke up at midnight tonight.  I'm laying there, and then I remember, I need to get up and stay awake, because otherwise I'll screw up my sleep schedule.  So I walked to Haggen's and back, for a total trip time of 2 hours.  Turns out Haggen's is now a 24 hour store, which means I will make friends with the cashiers.  Also, when I was walking up ( Read more... )

So I finally found a chance to update this thing. Oddly enough, updating it seems kinda redundant, because everyone but Haschel knows what I'm doing right now anyway. So really, this update goes out to him. Here's to you, Kelly ( Read more... )