i, grey fox, the greatest eljay hijacker in the world, call upon the power of the crazy guy icon and the power of halo to smite YOU, WILLSHIRE.

NAH.

BRAH!
-the immortal grey fox.

Due to the fact that no one has even a trace of gumption to overtake this Jay of El, I declare my self proud possessor of this fine establishment. The future is already clear, that is, of course, that I expect no challenge from any of my adversaries.

Adieu,

Dr. Willshire Huxtable

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. Willshire Huxtable. I am a mercenary of sorts. Assassination is a mere hobby and money-making scheme in my eyes, but that is not why I present myself here ( Read more... )

This is Maladroit Inamora reporting. It seems that Grey Fox is looking for war. If it's war you want, it's war you've got.

Dear ODB and Grey Fox,
The eljay war has begun. Give it all you've got. You're going down! Be prepared...
-Maladroit Inamora.

There is no such thing as a free drink.

This is Icarus, signing off.

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apparently, the identity of grey fox is not as obvious as i had once believed. grey fox is the victor yet again. YEAH GUY!

commence the war, i say! soliders: let yourselves be known. do you hear me?

HAPPY EASTER. YOU HEARD ME. YEAH GUY.

KWANZAA.

is it possible to believe in a thing called love yet simultaneously believe in a thing called eljay war?

im trying to just listen to the rhythm of my heart, but its not giving me the answer.

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