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[xbluexfishx]

i felt very violated tonight. i was hanging out with one of my ex-boyfriends (we're still great friends--no it's not michael, he's too good to me to do what i'm about to say) and we'd just been driving around for a while (about 70 miles worth of while). the entire time he'd been hanging all over me--while i'm driving a stick shift--and laying on me

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[navipenguin]

thats pretty low...and thats a nice way of putting it...ill call you today...sometime...

[xbluexfishx]

yea, yea...i'm really glad i didn't have a knife on me right then. speaking of which, i need to get one sometime soon..
but how will you call me when you have that new job that's working you 12 hours a day..?

[nealium]

Wow, what a very, very creepy person... He is probably why Mace was invented.

weather its Mace the defense spray or the medieval weapon, i leave to you.

[xbluexfishx]

egad! neal! you live!!

i'm not exactly sure which i like better, the meieval weapon or spray..either way, they're both quite detrimental. although, i think that i shall go with the defensive spray--it's a bit lighter and more able to be accomodated.
ha, i can see it now--i reach back to the back seat of the car and pull out this huge mace, swinging it above my head....in a ford focus..

[nealium]

Dont knock it until you tried it

Also, we arnt all bad =(

[xbluexfishx]

i thought that, but then i'm a cynic so i've found something wrong with every guy i've come in contact with.

[mithgarian]

I agree with Neal, we're not all bad. Nice guys do exist. You just have to find us. I'm sorry that guy was such a dick. I've got multiple knives, if you want him to lose his reproductive organs...

[xbluexfishx]

i might have to check out your knives

[ewandreamer]

Im so sorry that happend to you. I can actually say that happend to me, not that bad. I went on a date the other night, and he kissed me, I didnt feel anything, you know, like that *feeling* lol. I felt VERY unconfortable after that. Then he kissed me AGAIN!! This time tried sticking his tounge in my mouth, but I stopped it. Hes a nice guy, but gross, I didnt want to kiss him!! It was a nice date, but his penis got in the way. We definitely need to cut off all male penises. Except Ewans ;p His can stay. Thats like taking away his *TALENT* hehe
-Laura

[xbluexfishx]

haha, you poor dear. was it somebody from work?

[ewandreamer]

Well, he used to work at kroger, the night shift. Now he works at Blockbuster. His names mason. Hes a nice guy dont get me wrong, just didnt like him THAT much. And I didnt like he TRIED sticking his tounge in my mouth. *Gross*

[xbluexfishx]

wait was that that guy that you were watching the ewan movies with?