so i'm afraid that i'm going to be a failure in life. i know i will be. I'M THE LAZIEST PERSON ALIVE!! my sister keeps tellnig me that i am. i always deny it. but i guess it's true. i'll prolly lose my job that i just got and then owe a bunch of money...

i might as well just kill myself.

WHOO HOO!!!! I got a job today ( Read more... )

TO ALL YOU KIDS THAT THINK YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE ( Read more... )

Well, lets see.... marks been here for a week now.. they've been together like 24/7 for 7 days.. so the answer the the trivia question would be ...........................

YES!!!!!!!

So this weekend everyone went to nauvoo to see a mormon temple stuff, and i stayed behind cause my stomach hurt, it was nice to have the house to my self. I threw a kegger, had lots of sex, it was great. j/k ( Read more... )

I SWEAR if this NASTY DOG FARTS ONE MORE TIME IN THIS ROOM! I'M GANNA SHOOT IT!

I remembered why I stopped getting online for such a long time so much. Because the INTERNET = DEVIL ( Read more... )

20

I act like I'm 20.
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EVERYONE'S YELLING AT ME BECAUSE THEY THINK I SHOULD GET A SECOND JOB. And I want to get another job, but there's no where that interests me. I need an afternoon like noon till 6 type of thing,

EVERYONE GIVE ME IDEAS WHERE I SHOULD GET A JOB!

Sunday Night, my stomach hurt really bad, and I have this problem with not being able to swollow pills. cause i'm retarded. And we didn't have any childs liquid advil or anything left, ..... so I drank some cold and cough medicine i bought when i had bronchitis or somethin. And it tottally made me breath good, and bout 20 min later my stomach ( Read more... )