stolen from savexmyxday. merci, je suis un voleur.
INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Copy this whole list into your journal. 2. Bold the things that are true about you. 3. Whatever you don't bold is false. 4. At the end add one true fact about yourself not already stated.
01. When I was younger, I made some bad decisions.
02. I don't watch much TV these days
03. I love olives.
04. I love sleeping
05. I own lots of books.
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
07. I love to play video games as long as they are good ones.
08. I've tried marijuana.
09. I've watched porn movies.
10. I have been in a threesome.
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
13. I have acne free skin.
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
15. I curse frequently.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
17. I have a hobby
18. I've been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
20. I'm really, really smart. (If you bold this, it's basically a given that you aren't.)
21. I've never broken someone's bones.
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
23. I hate the rain.
24. I'm paranoid at times.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
26. I need money right now
27. I love sushi.
28. I talk really, really fast sometimes
29. I have fresh breath in the morning.
30. I have semi-long hair
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs on a regular basis
35. I have a twin.
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyes in the past. (fake eyes?)
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look -- sometimes.
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
40. I know how to cornrow.
41. I am usually pessimistic
42. I have a lot of mood swings
43. I think prostitution should be legalized.
44. I think Angelina Jolie is hot.
45. I have cheated on a Significant Other.
46. I have a hidden talent, just haven't found it yet.
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
48. I think that I'm popular.
49. I am currently single.
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
51. I enjoy talking on the phone
52. I practically live in sweatpants
53. I love to shop. (I enjoy shopping only when I have no money to spend, which I realize kind of defeats the purpose.)
54. I would rather shop than eat.
55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
57. I'm obsessed with my LJ.
58. I don't hate anyone. I dislike them
59. I'm a DAMN good dancer. or i pretend to be
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
62. I have a cell phone
63. I believe in God --I'm agnostic... I'm undecided in the beliefs.
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
nearly 66. I love drama.
67. I have never been in a real relationship before.
68. I've rejected someone before
69. I currently have a crush on someone.
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
71. I want to have children in the future
72. I have changed a diaper before
73. I've called the cops on a friend before.
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
76. I'm not allergic to anything.
77. I have a lot to learn.
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
83. I have tried alcohol at a party
84. I have made a move on a friend's Sig.
85. I own the "South Park" movie.
86. I have avoided school assignments to be on LJ.
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
88. I enjoy country music.
89. I would die for my best friends (This is a ridiculous statement that I won't dignify with a bolding.)
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy because you can dress up as what you secretly wish you were the other 364 days of the year
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
98. I have dated a close friend's ex.
99. I'm happy as of the moment.
100. I think people who comment in my journal trying to be tough without leaving their name are gay.
101. If I was starving I would rather spend my money bowling than on food.
102. I... like... lamps.
103. My friend claimed she is going to hire me a "scholarly-looking", tweed-thong-wearing male stripper the day I turn eighteen, after I (stupidly) confessed to her my professor fetish.
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