celebrity bathroom, part II, without that whole vassar thing.

[xbravenewgirlx]

neither brad nor jen are even aware that you exist. why, pray tell, do you waste so much goddamn time memorizing, and spitting out on command, every tiny detail about their (completely separate from yours, by the way) lives? i asked how you were doing, not some random, remotely attractive guy whom you will never meet and are not going to steal from

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[girlwhosmiles]

my crazy uncle always rants and raves that people are obessed with hollywood. usually all of my relatives just shrug off his mindless dissertations, but he does have a point.