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[xbrokenrecordx]

i got a haircut. i look fantastic.

19 year olds worship me.

i graduate in a month. from college. "whoa"
i want to go online shopping

saturday is two years. i love chris sharp

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[xthezombiex]

Not that it comes as any suprise, but the 19 year olds have asked me to lead the "Order of O'Boyle". Our first team action item was to locate and obtain all the hair that was cut from your head and make thousands of little hair dolls like in that movie with Max Fisher and Older Pete...
We hope that in a thousand years the "Order of O'Boyle" will stomp catholosism in a landslide vote on a show that closely resembles "Star Search"....

Congrats on your splendid life developments...

[xbrokenrecordx]

thank you
the nineteen year olds want me to go bowling
and to rye airfield
and want to buy me hot dogs and chicken

[xthezombiex]

Ew.
Im gonna eat tofu...
And smoke.
So healthy

[juliettero]

Dude, Julie, you never went bowling with me. Why do you have to break my heart so, Julie? Just don't tell me you went with Jillian! That'd be too much!

Also, I totally can imagine you rockin' out to ABBA. I bet you still do, secretly.

[juliettero]

JESUS JULIE, I think I just saw your hair. Why didn't you ever tell me hair could be so grand??

[xbrokenrecordx]

what? when? huh?! juliet, you are confusing!