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The logic is amazingly sound, thought out, and agreeable.

Cats are better than kids, anyways.

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The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
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Librarian

64% Tastefulness, 41% Originality, 38% Deliberateness, 47% Sexiness

[Tasteful Conventional Random Prissy]

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If you didn't catch it at 10:30 PM CST, make sure you watch it at midnight. Or whenever it reruns tomorrow.

The Daily Show. Jon Stewart owns this turd and totally hands him ass.

Everybody move to Canada and smoke lots of pot.
Everybody move to Canada right now. Here's how we do it:
Bum rush the border guard before he and his dog ever knew it.

Yeah, I gave Jason a haircut today. It looks good, so make him take pictures for you.

In related news, I've decided to become gay and fashion hair for a living. Jason says I've found my calling.