Today I heard a song on the radio called "chonga-licious". Some lyrics:

"I use my Sharpie- LIP LINE!"
"We be up in da club, just fightin' off them bitches!"
"no other chonga does her hair like ME!"
"we blow besos!"

Yes, I'm back in Miami.

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here i am! rock you like a hurricaaaaaaaaane!

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I'm really happy. =)

GEH!!

Dear Girls Who Wear Leggings Without a Dress/Skirt Over Them,

You are too fat. Please put something else on.

By "something else", I do not mean add Uggs. Elephant feet do not balance out cameltoe.

Thank you.

how do you dress for 23 degree weather?

since i've been here, i've:
seen rise against
seen michael ian black and michael showalter
met pul rudd!!
seen avenue q

rise against tomorrow. woo.
i have to start getting ready for an actual pep rally. i think i get a t-shirt, and i throw t-shirts into the crowd. if i actually see a crowd at a yu pep rally, that will be worth the trip.
i fenced cornell. and what.
ithica. boy oh boy.