i love poty mc pot pot

woah. witknee is so cool. shes really fucking rtad and i had the greatest time at her birthday did i say geoseppuiewas hot. he is sototaly hot.

jay kay jay kay!!
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i hate bitches with big lipppppps.

<3

im too cool for school

Jim blew it, then it squirted

I was trying to bust them in your ass, oops that came out wrong!

Eat. Spit. Be Happy.

college=almost getting hit by a car while walking home at 3 am completely wasted from a house where you just watched waterworld!

Home will=walking home from allens at 3 am completely wasted from his house where you just watched waterworld!

When i get drunk my southern accent comes out. I start to say things like ya'll and....nigger. And yall niggers better leave me alone!

Parts, parts, gimme more parts. At autozone you can find the right parts. Parts, parts, gimmie more parts.

i dreamnt last night that i got fired from my job because i didnt put the towels in alphabetical order?
exactly.

p.s. dont you love my updates?