I'm so damn hot
~Ignore the previous post please. School computers are gay like whoa.
But soo about today: It was a pretty regular day, except I spent my homeroom in the little theater and this totally hot guy was sitting behind me and I was super turned on. His pants were tight and I wanted to be in them.
So I got my hair cut yesterday and I was discussing how no one noticed it in gym class while playing a friendly game of basketball against Jo's team (Jo is a bisexual chick who is not at all good looking). I was like "hey Kelly I got my hair cut! Did YOU notice?" And then Jo walks up to me and was like "Oh I noticed and I thought it looked really cute" and then she blew me a kiss and rubbed my back! I was scared as shit and thank god the teacher said we could go play knock out so i didnt have to be by her. I also found out that this fat chick in my class is fat because shes pregnant. i was disturbed, but rumor has it that she really wants to drop out and start a family. Err...hi...your 16, but good luck with that.
In Math me and Angie were showing each other pictures and DeAnglo comes up and is like "Do you like that guy?" pointing at my picture of the lovely Chris Faller (Angie wanted to see him because I invited her to come see Until Sundown with me) I was like "Ohh yeah I love this boy" Then he walked away. There was a not so flattering picture of me and molly and christy mixed in with the bunch. When he came back he was like " I know what this is...This is GIRLS GONE WILD!" and he took the picture from me and showed this totally hot guy in our class. Then Anshaney yells from the other side of the class " Hey Chelsea!" and I was like "Hey Anshaney!" and then I mouthed "DeAnglo is driving me crazy" and he saw me and started talking about how he didnt like her. I was like wtf man I love Anshaney!
Then he kept putting his shoes on my desk so I was drawing monkeys all over them and I wrote WEINER really big on them because I am such a badass like that. Then he started smacking me with his ruler and i ripped it out of his hands and started drawing on that too. He was like " NO stop! I use that to measure it!" I was like "WTF thats sick" and started rubbing my hands on my pants. Then hes like its only up to here, and he pointed to the 8 inch mark. I stopped talking to him after that...I was scared...and sure that he was lying. haha he totally doesnt have an 8 incher. But yeah so me and Anshaney are stting on the bus and I was like "dude I hate DeAnglo. He always touches me and talks to me during class when I am trying to learn." and shes like "Well does he like you? You know he likes white girls right?" I was like " haha wtf!" and I thought of when Christy's mom said that black guys like white girls. haha. but then Anshaney was like "ohh sorry I didnt mean that. I am half white so, you know its okay." and i was like "What? Oh no! It doesnt bother me." and shes like "Yeah I like white boys!" and i was like "oh i like everything! It doesnt matter to me." and then shes like "oh you should come over sometime and we can hang out." I felt so cool. Shes such a sweetie.
Oh and i forgot about my cooking class adventure...if you really wanna hear it I will tell ya later. haha whao I wrote a lot! Thanks for wasting your time and reading all this. I LOVE YOU!
Dare I say I am begining to like it here now?