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xcherryjonesx

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Sep 23, 2005 03:39

If I were a lemon,
I'd squeeze the life out of me

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If you were a lemon meo_17 September 24 2005, 03:14:47 UTC

I'd be cheezy and say PUCKER UP! Hugs, Meo

Re: If you were a lemon xcherryjonesx September 24 2005, 10:23:42 UTC

I should save your quirky comments
you quirky quirk-ster

Tart theta_sigma September 24 2005, 03:51:39 UTC

What if you were a cantaloupe? Or is this a strictly citrus affair?

Re: Tart xcherryjonesx September 24 2005, 10:20:59 UTC

It's actually a retarded play on words
I hate it when people say, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade"

Re: Tart theta_sigma September 24 2005, 12:13:40 UTC

'Cause if life handed you an accordion and you were only supposed to make polka music... you would be far less popular... (except perhaps in beer halls)...

so, someone tried to cheer you up with a cliche? You could say: "If life hands you a lemon, you take it back to the dealership".

If you were a lemon, and you sqoze the life out of you... then you might just be someone else's lemonade.

Better to be a grapefruit, and have a good chance of squirting acidic juice in their eyes.

How's this for retarded? *smiles*

Re: Tart xcherryjonesx September 29 2005, 20:15:35 UTC

not retarded. that was my whole point, my life would be/is/whatever someone else's lemonade.

_starboy_ September 26 2005, 17:14:38 UTC

i'd suck your juices of you. still might. roaar.

toob_ninja September 27 2005, 00:46:20 UTC

lemons are creatures of the night

yeah ummm... toob_ninja September 29 2005, 16:58:45 UTC

I added you to my friends list. Don't take offense or anything. Although don't feel special either. In fact it's best if we both just act very calm and aloof about the whole thing. So, stuff is awesome!