i got a girlfriend and fell in love with her in a few weeks. i never wanted to drink when i was with her. everything just felt good all the time, there was nothing to force. she helped me pack the rest of my stuff out of my apartment to move over to my brothers last night; then she left forever to go to rhode island and i cried until i threw up. ( Read more... )

I don't know if I've ever been as excited about a soft drink as I am about fucking Game Fuel. This is one of the coolest(shittiest, lamest, stupidest) things that has ever happened, and it makes me want to jump up and down and pwn n00bs ( Read more... )

Maybe, just maybe, torture, humiliation, and degradation has nothing to do with this fucking awesome thing:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/08/01/vo.philippines.prison.dance.reut

Moments ago I stumbled drunk up my stairs then paused at the top. Standing outside my front door I can see the roof of the apartment building next to mine. Beyond that is a tree top, with dark branches spreading out above everything, silhouetted against the night sky. And beyond that is the moon, shining brightly and illuminating the entire scene ( Read more... )

Silly
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/6734469.stm

And awesome
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6734261.stm

Me and a girl were walking through a park in the mountains, along a path through the woods and next to a river. As we walked I looked down and noticed that we were walking next to a long black snake headed towards the river. I kind of jumped, thinking it was a water moccasin, then didn't say anything for a second, then stopped her and said "I'm ( Read more... )

Among other wishes, I wish very much that I could be home this summer. I wish so much that I could be riding my bike across that island, and I wish I could be spending more time with you friends down there whom I love so much ( Read more... )

I've finally gotten to the part of Dominion that talks about factory farms. I haven't felt this outraged or heartbroken or desperate since high school. Suddenly the world is simple again. Suddenly some things just aren't so complicated. Some things are just what they are. Evil is evil. Selfishness is selfishness. Cowardice is cowardice ( Read more... )

Jack Links Beef Jerky Presents Messin' With Sasquatch

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