o.2.0 -- yeah, uh, no + holiday updates, go holidays...

[xchocolate_gunx]

I swear, if that fucker comes into my work one more time, I'm blowing his damn brains out.

I'm not a woman, I don't have girly parts, and I won't screw him. Friday, I'm packin--...that's not even filter friendly. Fuck.

I've got a turkey... anyone know how to cook it?

Comments

[diced_ducks]

Uhm. I guess. I'm not doing anything that day anyways. But sure I don't mind...

[xchocolate_gunx]

Come over early.

[diced_ducks]

Okay.

I guess I'll bring pumpkin pie...

[xchocolate_gunx]

Pie? Okay.

[obliviousracoon]

Actually, I do. I'm a pretty good cook.

[xchocolate_gunx]

What's a good recipe for a turkey?

I'm determined to give it a go this year. Homely and all that shit, y'know?

[obliviousracoon]

Hm..okay, here:

This is the one I use.

[xchocolate_gunx]

Sweet, thanks!

[xchocolate_gunx]

Sounds about right.

Though you missed half the steps on seasoning.

I'm going by the recipe!

[xchocolate_gunx]

Heh, you're just as clueless as I am!

I'll figure it out. It's just a fucking bird, right?

[misa_soup8]

So.. you're making a turkey..?

[xchocolate_gunx]

Yup, and it's gonna be fucking amazing.

...huh, what brings you to comment on my journal this time?

[misa_soup8]

oh.. nothing. I just was wondering.

I'm guessing you'll be eating with Matt and Near..?

[xchocolate_gunx]

Weird...

Ya. Why, you want to come?

If you can cook, and bring something, I guess I'll let you. For Matt, you know?

[striped_goggles]

Maybe if you didn't look like a girl...just sayin'...

Mello...don't go overboard. Just punch him in the face, kick 'im in the balls and get it over with.

....

You're cooking a turkey?

This can only end in disaster...

[xchocolate_gunx]

I don't SOUND like a girl and this is the tenth time I TOLD him.

...I punched him last time. The fucker just won't learn.

You're cooking too, I'm not doing this all on my own, not if you're eating it... but you might get in the way so I'll let you off the hook for half.

[striped_goggles]

Some people only want to see what they think is true, and probably won't take kindly to being told otherwise. You got a sicko on your hands.

Kick him in the balls, then.

As suspected...well, I'll be ready to help you out when you need me~

[xchocolate_gunx]

Well no shit.

I probably will.

Okay, I'll let you know when.