So the midterm is going to be FUCKING HARD.

Who's Failing Edgeworth's Exam?

LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS, EVERYONE!

NOBODY'S SMART, JUST SMARTASSES. EDGEWORTH'S GOING TO FAIL US COLLECTIVELY.

NOW WHO'S THROWING THE HALLOWEEN PARTY TO CELEBRATE OUR FAILURES AS LAW STUDENTS OF EVERGROVE?

[[ooc: Mello's really bored again and trying to get info.]]

( filtered to Matt//unhackable )

It's so fucking boring.

I'm almost tempted to make friends just so I can have people to push around like I used to.

Matt, when the fuck are you coming to take care of your stupid dog?

I almost wish I had Halloween plans too. Might marathon some horror crap, or go beat up little kids for their candy.

( filtered to Matt//hackable )

I... think I just killed the SNES.

But damn, it was nice to hear it smash.

Yep, I'm satisfied.

Window made a nice crash as well... need to replace that, though... it's fucking cold.

LAW QUESTION:
Anyone out there who's mentally sane or more sane than Matt, care to do my essay for me for $50 revise an essay for me?

God, I hate people.

( Filtered to Matt; mostly unhackable )

It's been... quiet. Really... really... quiet.

Well, I had to fucking wait for quiet. Charlie's normally a quiet dog, but he had been yelping and whining and just sounding as fucking depressed as I am--can dogs even get depressed?--until I put on that shirt left over and let him lay on the couch with me. Shidoh's literally on my hip, doesn't want ( Read more... )

So it was my first day actively working, and I got compliments on the scar. Some chick asked me about the best place to pierce her--oh, I probably shouldn't say that on the school-monitored system, but... moral is, I don't know what sort of jewelry you use for piercings of the more... indecent and absurd and MORONIC kinds ( Read more... )

MISA AMANE
IS A WHORE.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GODDAMN CHOCOLATE?!?!?!

I TRIED being calm, and I TRIED waiting for the damn machines on campus to put in some GOOD shit, but nooooo, it had to ALL BE FUCKING HERSHEYS.

Holy.

Fucking.

Hell.

[hail mary count: 4]

MATT, GO GET SOME GODIVA.

holy shit.

[5]

I really do blame Matt for this.

Couldn't go to the Masquerade. Sick-ish. Again. (Didn't have anything to wear either, but I was going to tap into the savings for a suit... oh well, more money for me?)

If anyone has a fetish for doctors and would like to exchange immune systems with me, that would be greatly welcomed.

Matt, my back still has ( Read more... )

I discovered how to cut Shidoh's claws without injuring the little weapon, and he is now a tame cat. I shouldn't scar; Matt keeps layering this ridiculous ointment on them, there's no way in hell anything should even be there once they heal. (Disgusting. Positively disgusting ( Read more... )

Fucking hell ( Read more... )