As I sat on the side of River Rd., staring at a bloodstain masked by bleach and resin, I considered myself almost insensate. As if I were cast in a movie and before me was the set. It was so uncomfortably quiet. A sound track would include the chirping of insects around the still creek, the forced parastalsis of coffee down my vacant esophogus, ( Read more... )

I'm not sure how to follow up my last entry. Probably most unsuccessfully ( Read more... )

In utter disregard for Homeland Security and the laws thusly established, Eli and I have composed a very risky and comprehensive guide to the Wilmington that you won't see on the Trolly Tour.

We are proud to present.....

( Tour de Wilmington...UNCENSORED! )

Tonight, while playing doubles on the shitty pool tables at Firebellys, I was chalking my hand so my 19 oz. would glide swiftly and undisturbed across the top of my hand, some trashy lick of a man approached me with an interesting question. I assume he was flirting.

Regardless he asked, in reference to the pirate skull and crossbones shirt bradxbane ( Read more... )

Dad: Move out and pay your own bills ( Read more... )

That last entry. About Dr Alford. Yeah. He's actually not that hot. Not as beautiful as the boy thats sitting on my bed playing a song for me. I love him.

There is something so sad about a dentist retiring after servicing you for 17 years. At the time of my last appointment, Dr Neal told me that he would never see me again because he was relinquishing his practice to Dr. Alford. Little did I know that Dr. Alford is some kind of Dental Adonis! He walked in to examine my freshly cleaned enamals and ( Read more... )

Story Time...

After making creme brulees, watching Meet Joe Black, and other considerable supervisionless mischief, Eli and I got in my car to leave his house and play some pool. I look at my odometer and I see that I have exactly ten miles until it reads 111111Quick thought process: HOLY SHIT I WANT A PICTURE OF THIS WHEN IT HAS 6 ONES ACROSS ( Read more... )

I sweated intensly today. For multiple reasons.

I also went shopping buying things few people will appreciate because 98% of the world is made up of tasteless assholes.
But thankfully, Eli was most appreciative of the Blue Cult jeans I bought him as a surprise. They look soo God-damned hot on that boy! I kept on telling him..this is the way ( Read more... )

I had a most superb morning. Eli cooked me breakfast. It was delicious. We took a brief nap and then danced to Moonlight Sonata. That song makes me so incredibly happy and entirely lugubrious. It brings an arrangement of memories from Ballet class and doing extensions on the barre. Then we showered and went downtown for some postlove poolshevic ( Read more... )