I'm such a DOUCHE

Mar 15, 2007 22:29

Douche (noun)--A complete brainless moron that does nothing but kill other human beings by wasting oxygen ( Read more... )

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silvander March 16 2007, 04:02:06 UTC
Don't lie to yourself- that cat doesn't love anyone but your mom. LOL

OMG, you got hit? That fucking sucks! As for neck pains, I suggest nasty, wax spray smelling Icy Hot. That stuff is the shit for muscle pain.

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reixminako March 16 2007, 08:58:56 UTC
aw, I'm sorry you're having such a bad week :(

And I don't eat healthily either -- it's such a problem, because I'm a lazy ass, so I'll probably die before I'm 25~

I hope you feel better!

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youwonderwho2 March 16 2007, 16:07:01 UTC
The schools don't really encourage healthy eating anyways, i mean every friday i feel like i might as well die before I'm 20 as they have fat fried friday, i can feel my arteries clamping shut every time i walk in there.
Glad your fine from your wreck though, they are a bitch, i got hit while riding in someone elses car...nonetheless, it happened while i was leaning back asleep, now that was a bitch. I suggest icy hot too ;), why do all the good remedies like ben gay and icy hot smell horrible? The world will never know i guess...
Oh well, hope you feel better.

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clsgraduate March 19 2007, 20:00:40 UTC
I'm sorry I'm gay....and that I flaunt my sexuality all the time.

You'll do fine on your tests, chillax...

I love you. *hug*

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