BeYoNd ThA gRaVe

[xcutting4jesusx]

HEY GUYS! miss me?!!?!!?! i commited suicide. i must say it was painful, considering when i jumped off the building, i was still fully consious, and i could feel the first few seconds of pain before i was officially dead.

my funeral was a blast. everyone was there and i got to see who REALLY CARED ABOUT ME  and who my REAL FRIENDS WERE. i was

Comments

[evilteaser7685]

wow youre crazy! how are you possibly writing from beyond the grave?

[anonymous]

Dude, you're my hero! I so want to be dead, too!

P.S. Will you have sex with me?

Timme