Ask HanChul! Ep.11
Title: Ask HanChul! Ep.11
Pairings: HanChul with HaeHyuk to watch
Co-Hosts: Petal and Tishi
Rating: PG-13
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Petal: Hello fangirls and fanboys!
Tishi: This is Ask HanChul!
Petal and Tishi: BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIAL!!
Tishi: So Petal, what did you like on your first week of school?
Petal: Well, you know that I'm gonna be dead in first period, kinda silent and dark in second period, talkative and happy in third period, you should know fourth period because I'm in the same class as you, I TOTALLY LOVE FIFTH PERIOD, sixth period....ehhh....kinda irritating but okay, seventh period.....boring as hell!
Tishi: Huh? Did you say something?
Petal: You weren't listening!
Tishi: Well, HanChul and HaeHyuk fighting is really good entertainment to watch!
Petal: Huh?
Tishi: Look over there!(Points to HanChul and HaeHyuk fighting)
Over with HanChul and HaeHyuk...
Heechul: You two better watch over your lovechild!
Eunhyuk: What about your lovechild!
Heechul: Taemin is a really good kid!
Eunhyuk: Minho is, too!
Heechul: Minho is a closet perv!
Eunhyuk: Well, Taemin is a young seducer!
Heechul: He is not!
Eunhyuk: Then what was he doing! Strutting around the SM building in that little mini-skirt and halter top you let him wear that day!
Heechul: I just want him to wear that! The outfit is expensive!
Eunhyuk: You're making him look like one of those girls from the moulin rouge!
Heechul: No, he's not! He's not wearing those lingerie!
Eunhyuk: What kind of an umma are you?
Heechul: What did you say?! What kind of umma are you?!
Hankyung: Chullie! Stop!
Donghae: Hyukkie! Don't cause a scandal!
Back to Tishi and Petal...
Petal: Wow, an umma catfight!
Tishi: Where are the claws?
(Just then, Hankyung and Donghae popped up beside Petal and Tishi.)
Hankyung and Donghae: Hello!
Petal and Tishi: AHHHH!! WHEN THE HECK DID YOU TWO GET HERE?!!
Donghae: You two were just too busy watching Hyukkie and Heechul Hyung fighting.
Petal: Oh, anyways, we have to start the show! The question today is from(opens up an envelope and reads it) xxbye_lovexx!
What would Hannie do if Chullie posed like this in a world wide magazine like Seventeen?
Petal and Tishi: Wowzers!
Hankyung: Whoa.....uhhh *nosebleeds*......ummmm...wha....*faints*
Petal/Tishi/Donghae: Hankyung?
Heechul: (Runs in the studio room while dragging Eunhyuk) Hannie! Wake up!
Petal: Uhhhhh....well......ummm....what would I do to wake up Hankyung?.....
Tishi: I don't know!
Petal: Ummm....OH!!...Well, I'll definately buy the magazine and show it to all my friends....
(Hankyung quickly woke up and sat up like a bullet.)
Hankyung: NO ONE WILL SEE HEECHUL LIKE THAT EXCEPT FOR ME!!
Petal: (To Tishi) I'mma say he would give some angry woohoo to Heechul.
Tishi: (To Petal) A lot of angry woohoo.
Heechul: Anyways! (Turns to Eunhyuk) You're a really bad umma!
Eunhyuk: How am I a bad umma? You dress your lovechild like that!
(Petal and Tishi faced the audience)
Petal: Well, this is all the time we have for episode 11!
Tishi: Remember, you can ask more than one question, but less than five!
Petal and Tishi: See ya next time!