Re: ASSASSINStictactardisDecember 21 2010, 05:14:43 UTC
Lilith? :D (Story~? <3?)
Last night, Lilith's peppermint mocha latte decided it was too sweet to be in a cup and became sentient, throwing itself into Lilith's face, killing her instantly in a flood of sweet, mint chocolate-y death.
Re: ASSASSINStictactardisDecember 22 2010, 05:19:10 UTC
MARTHA. KILL HER. FOR REALSIES THIS TIME.
It appears late last night, someone snuck into the local Starbucks and spiked the latte machine with obscene amounts of alcohol. Martha Rodgers, expecting a delicious pick-me-up, instead got a wicked dose of alcoholic poison. Her last moments were spent giggling like a drunken college co-ed.
Re: ASSASSINStictactardisDecember 23 2010, 05:49:08 UTC
BYE ELLIE.
Ellie was drinking a mocha latte when the vanilla latte, forgotten and lonely, got jealous and stabbed her in the jugular with the coffee stirrer. Don't worry, townspeople! The mocha latte was unharmed.
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Last night, Lilith's peppermint mocha latte decided it was too sweet to be in a cup and became sentient, throwing itself into Lilith's face, killing her instantly in a flood of sweet, mint chocolate-y death.
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It appears late last night, someone snuck into the local Starbucks and spiked the latte machine with obscene amounts of alcohol. Martha Rodgers, expecting a delicious pick-me-up, instead got a wicked dose of alcoholic poison. Her last moments were spent giggling like a drunken college co-ed.
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Ellie was drinking a mocha latte when the vanilla latte, forgotten and lonely, got jealous and stabbed her in the jugular with the coffee stirrer. Don't worry, townspeople! The mocha latte was unharmed.
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I'm going to give my Day One vote to Han Solo. (Because Han shot first.)
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Sorry this is so late/close.
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All right. Gibbs.
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I will be annoyed either way if I'm wrong since Meg was my first gut choice and because I changed from Sydney. orz. -fingers crossed-
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Night One lovers will be Meg and Castiel. Because I am drunk with power.
- Castiel
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Until I have a better plan, they might as well go out together. :D
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Jules and Ellie
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