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[xdecadeunderx]

so um. i can only type with one hand because i really fucked up my fingers on the meat slicer earlier. had to go to the everett clinic and have them fix me and give me a tetnus shot. my ring finger was cut pretty bad. it completly sliced off the bottom part of it. like....my finger prints might now come back because there aren't any layers of skin

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[misfit_skull]

holy shit! your hand is like...dead?

[misfit_skull]

lol no fingers

[spudein34]

oh no! thats really bad!, but think of it now.. if your prints dont come back, you can get away with not useing a middle finger glove if you ever commit a crime!
..or.. something like that

[xdecadeunderx]

hahaha um.....YES!
ohi could rob a bank and um....wait no.

[the_westicle]

wow your really cool
if cool meant that you cut up your fingers on a meat slicer

[the_westicle]

did you cry
its okay if you did
I'd understand
it probebly hurt a lot
so if you cried I wouldn't think less of you
unless you cried really hard
and then I'd find it sickly entertaining
and make fun of you
so I can put you down to make me feel better
and call you a cry baby
before my concense kicked in and wonder why I was making fun of the fingerprintless wonder
and than Id think I was an asshole and kill myself
you didn't cry right?????
please tell me you didn't cry
so we wouldn't have to go through all of what I described

[xdecadeunderx]

I CRIED

I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL

[the_westicle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I WILL REIGN OVER YOUR WEAK AND PATHETIC SOUL

ONLY TO KILL MYSELF OUT OF SELF REJECTION LATER

MAAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEEEEE

Re: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL

[xdecadeunderx]

so where are you working now?