i really wanna get out of the house.
title: dirty little secret
pairing: sasuke/sakura
summary: “sasuke-kun! i left my panties at your place!”
notes: WHY CAN’T I WRITE ANYMORE. -cries-
Naruto stared at Sasuke. Sasuke stared back. And finally, he said, “It’s not what it seems.”
“Not what it seems?!” Naruto burst out. “What do you mean, not what it seems? There isn’t much to it when Sakura-chan barges into our dorm, saying that she left her panties here! What the hell were you two doing when I was at basketball camp? Seriously. SERIOUSLY.”
“Nothing, Naruto!” Sasuke snapped, ears turning red. “We were just studying together!”
“Studying what? Each other’s anatomy?”
“I swear, one day you’re going to wake up and find that you can’t have children anymore.”
“And how many did she pick up from here?” Naruto flailed. “Eight! SHE LEFT EIGHT PAIRS OF PANTIES HERE, TEME. I WAS ONLY GONE FOR THREE DAYS. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.”
“Like I’m saying, it’s not what it seems! She didn’t have any money, so I offered to do her laundry for her. When she came to pick it up, she just left…those.”
Naruto raised his eyebrows. “Uh-huh. I say you guys were just getting it on like rabbits on crack during mating season.”
“Are you asking me to castrate you in your sleep tonight?”
“EIGHT PAIRS, SASUKE. EIGHT. PAIRS.”
pairing: sasuke/sakura
summary: “sasuke-kun! i left my panties at your place!”
notes: WHY CAN’T I WRITE ANYMORE. -cries-
Naruto stared at Sasuke. Sasuke stared back. And finally, he said, “It’s not what it seems.”
“Not what it seems?!” Naruto burst out. “What do you mean, not what it seems? There isn’t much to it when Sakura-chan barges into our dorm, saying that she left her panties here! What the hell were you two doing when I was at basketball camp? Seriously. SERIOUSLY.”
“Nothing, Naruto!” Sasuke snapped, ears turning red. “We were just studying together!”
“Studying what? Each other’s anatomy?”
“I swear, one day you’re going to wake up and find that you can’t have children anymore.”
“And how many did she pick up from here?” Naruto flailed. “Eight! SHE LEFT EIGHT PAIRS OF PANTIES HERE, TEME. I WAS ONLY GONE FOR THREE DAYS. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.”
“Like I’m saying, it’s not what it seems! She didn’t have any money, so I offered to do her laundry for her. When she came to pick it up, she just left…those.”
Naruto raised his eyebrows. “Uh-huh. I say you guys were just getting it on like rabbits on crack during mating season.”
“Are you asking me to castrate you in your sleep tonight?”
“EIGHT PAIRS, SASUKE. EIGHT. PAIRS.”