um, BUTTER

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

what?!?!?!?!

better than any relationship anyone has ever had
the fake ones
the struggling ones
the myspace ones

through all the fighting
we only got closer

through all the drama
we only got closer

through all the closeness
we only got closer

it is amazing to be this close to someone
closer than mothers
closer than brothers
closer than lovers

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we are girls
that paint our nails
do each other's hair

AND

poop
and
fart

hooooly crap


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digby
mastaBEEF/tater tot
puppet

strange but extremely entertaining sleepover

when i talk
i automatically use spirit fingers
to describe my entire conversation

it never fails

i hate:

-joss stone
-2:00 am dew
-chirping birds at 4:00 am
-grasshoppers that make noise ALL NIGHT LONG

edit:
i also hate the jessica simpson boot song

octopussy is a real movie

who knew

i like the smell of the post office

i hate splenda

i love life