Listening to Amon Amarth while driving in a
thunderstorm will make you drive awesome fast.
But listening to Turisas will make you do it
with the windows down.

[Vigorous sex making]

[Earthquake]

Both: ...

[Earthquake cont.]

Kristin: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Evan: ...I just rocked your world, baby.

Both: ...

[Vigorous sex making cont.]

[Exeunt all]

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Got my wisdom teeth out today


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the subatomic
par t ic al s
thatmakeourWORLD
are just WaveS of coll
aps
e
d
probability
simply by the act of
ObservatiOn
/
with deSIRE and INFLUENCE
INFLUENCE INFLUENCE
we are col
lap
si
ng
the improbable waves of

futures
from the 5th dimension
into the line of the 4th
that we experience as
t

i

m

e

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Don't hold your breath on there being
a second appearance of the Joker
any time soon...

Cause:

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