Donovan Corporation has called it a day. No more worries over 5000 a month DSL bills and higher tax brackets or 80 foot wide satelitte dishes mounted to the side of the apartment. Maybe our IPO was initially too high, maybe mike shea just didnt put enough time in the board room, maybe dude guy didnt mop the floors until mr. clean was in the ( Read more... )

I, John Donovan duke of cornwald, will be without the majestical interweb for a few days (fuck off verizon). As much bad luck that has been thrown upon me i assure you i am not dead. Someone (cough cough) should send me some "special" emails. That is all.
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Recent events ( Read more... )

I will be phoneless until tomorrow because my phone was a shoddy piece of gimmicky shit and i am a sucker for gimmicky things ( Read more... )

If the sox end up winning tomorrow (which they will because there is no way in aids schilling is gonna blow a huuuuge game to the yanks) and Cleveland ends up winning (which they will becuase chicago is gonna rest EVERYONE on the bench in preparation for the playoffs) then there WILL be a playoff game between boston and cleveland on monday @ Fenway ( Read more... )

While taking my usual morning shower i dropped the soap not once, but twice. Luckily for me i wasnt in jail or my asshole would be an accordian right now, yikes.

HurricanesSo another hurricane is about to hit the gulf coast and what do you know, predictions of repulsively high gas prices are expected. Some douchebag on CNN said that the northeast will likely see gas prices as high as 5 dollars a gallon if this storm does what its supposed to do. Now im not a shallow person and wouldnt be griping about ( Read more... )

Today I caught a bum stealing a carton of cigarettes AND lost about 47 points on my IQ having a conversation with a 17 year old co worker. Life is grand.....Pffft.

OK, finally some time to update the last few weeks. 2 weeks ago i was in Detroit with the ever lovely Diana, and of course we had awesome times as these pictures will tell you...( Read more... )

I'm on Vacation
...For a week! Paid vacation by the way, those are always the best. From wednesday until the following monday, i will be with the lovely Diana in Detroit up to no good.

A new addition to the Donovan Family!...My brother and his girlfreind thought it would be a good idea to get a puppy and have it reside at my moms house. His name ( Read more... )