Survey
So far who did you talk to the most today?:
Katie...about this very weird dream I had last night.
What is the best name for a butler?:
alfred
What is the thing you are picked on most about?:
ummm...being gross...?
Whats the weirdest story of one of your scars?:
Like you've never had a mole removed from your pubic region, come on!
Do you remember the part from Bambi when Bambi learns to say bear?:
nnnoooooppppeeee
What color is your toothbrush?:
blue, like a good boy
What is your middle name spelled backwards?:
nlocnil
Can you eat well with chopsticks?:
plastic? No. Regular? Yes. Although, this sold lady at Cha Ya dissed my style once.
Have you ever felt an earthquake?:
nope. they're a govt. conspiracy. They don't exist.
What do you do with the hot grease when youre done cooking bacon?:
To use Duke's answer, "go vegan you fucking piece of shit"
How many good friends do you have?:
like, a million!
What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
wrap your mind around 'Twinkie'
What color are your socks today?:
none
What is your least favorite word that starts with the letter G?:
God
Who do you blame for your mood today?:
My dream animal, the good love story I saw last night, and Modest Mouse
What is the closest object to your left foot?:
Subwoofer
Do you have an inside joke that has to do with numbers?:
"8 year olds, dude"
What is the longest amount of hours you have slept in a row?:
at least 12
What story do you tell most often?:
I dunno...you tell me!
How do ugly people make you feel?:
Stoked - reminds me to be grateful for the mediocre facade I've got, and for the far better facades most of my friends have.
Where was your mothers hometown?:
Hanford, CA
Where was your fathers hometown?:
Oakland, CA, Visalia, CA, Beaufort, SC
What are the posters on your walls?:
Integrity, Arkangel, Lights Out, Majority Rule, HHIG, Black Heart Procession, Bloodlet, Ebullition 'XXX' comp, Adbusters
Say two words that rhyme:
owl bowel
Do you use online terms in real life?:
brb
What do you think people think of you?:
very weird, gross, good drummer, bad politics
Do you think this year will be better than the last?:
YES! No Copeland Sports, but good friends, WFM, and risky life experiences ahead!
Who is the 1st person on your incoming call list?:
Allan - doi
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?:
We don't have all day - ummm, beat up my sister?
What is your favorite commercial of the moment?:
ummm...it's been a while, but my long standing fave is that AM/PM commercial where a guy goes for a jog and get's a corn dog and a soda, and gets busted by his GF
What does it take to make you cry?:
Animals being used by humans
What are you looking forward to?:
Touring, living with my best friends
Have you ever cried because you thought you were ugly?:
no.
Who did you kiss today?:
Apparently 'Adelle Martin' in my dream last night...weird
What do you like to do when you are alone?:
Again, to repeat Duke's answer, "listen to depressing music and lay on my bed"
Who are your 2 favorite characters on Full House?:
I hate them all equally with a passion - ok, ok- Bob Saget is cool
What is missing from your life?:
money, free time
Would you be ashamed if you wore hippie clothes?:
I'd commit suicide
Grab the closest book, what does the 7th sentence on the 23rd page say?:
'Conjuration spells and spell effects are rated by Mastery Levels; you can only cast spells rated at or below your current Mastery Level.' I'm in Frank's room.
If it was your last day on earth what shoes would you wear?:
Asics Gel Trabucco 8's
Do you own a Super Nintendo?:
no way
What do you think of Law and Order?:
It's a failed experiment
Can you name all 7 dwarfs?:
Sleepy, grumpy, Doc, Dopey, Humpy, Horny, Lonely
Have you ever pretended to be Jewish?:
uuuhhhhhhh....
What was the last thing you thought you lost, but ended up finding it?:
My Whole Foods Gift Card!
have you ever been cool enough to push all the buttons on an elevator?:
no
What were you doing at midnight last night?:
Watching 'The New World'