mot and the pineapple (an easily digestable read)

[xejon]

mot first met mr pineapple at the supermarket. mot hadn't had much experience with fresh pineapples before. he usually consumed them out of tins. choosing a fresh pineapple was a novel experience, so he took a great time to deliberate. he brought them close to his nose to breathe in their delicious fragrance. he looked them over carefully, judging

Comments

[mordant]

That was a thoroughly enjoyable read - thank you!

[xejon]

glad u enjoyed it... (and read it for that matter)

[sych]

you left a pineapple in your fridge so long that it rotted and exploded, and then you ate it?

[xejon]

nah, not quite. you're forgetting the emo super powers!

[murg]

Emo pineapples!! Who knew. Im scared to check what the zuccini in my crisper is doing now... :/

[xejon]

haha
zuccini's are frightening at the best of times

[murg]

Esepcially the ones in bikinis, coming down the stairs!!

[mooose]

that totally reminded me of this gay short film about the couple who adopt this pineapple as their child/pet/fruit. if only i could remember what it was called. or where i saw it.

[xejon]

it sounds horrid!

[xejon]

*so pleased*
i wish i had these bursts of inspiration more often

it was a true story don't cha know!