[Spazz] DBSK Jokes
Junsu and Changmin were drinking coffee.
Junsu: which hand do u used to mix your cream?
Changmin: right hand.
Junsu: ahh.. doesn't that burn your hand???.. I use a spoon..
Changmin: …
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JaeJoong: ah. Yunho. you’re home. I’ve prepared dinner already. it’s just as tasty as yesterday’s dinner!
Yunho: Really? I can’t wait!! What are we having?
JaeJoong:Yesterday’s left overs!
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One day changmin was doing an experiment on Flea.
First he cuts off 2 legs of the Flea and said: Jump
*the flea jumped*
And then he cuts off 2 more legs of the Flea and said: Jump
*the flea jumped*
And last he cuts off 2 more legs of the Flea and said: Jump
*the flea didn’t jump*
(cuz it only have 6 legs)
and So Changmin got the result of : After cutting off 6 legs of the Flea, the flea became deaf.
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One scary night….
sadako: I’m sadako
yunho: ( with curious look ) yeah!
sadako: I’m a ghost..!!!
yunho : I know!
sadako : I’m gonna kill U !!!
yunho : wat de hell R U talkin’ about??? ( with his Gwang Ju dialect!!)
sadako : r U from Gwang ju? ( with de same dialect!)
yunho: U 2? ( that dialect again!)
then……they hug each other and cried a happy tears of meeting of their hometown mate hug.gif
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sadako : I’m sadako!
JJ : ( looking at the mirror as usual ) I see nothing!
sadako : I’m a ghost!!!
JJ : ( still looking at the mirror ) still I see nothing!
sadako : I’m gonna kill U !!! twisted.gif
JJ : ( got frightened, start to shiver…)
Then Yunho came..: my wife, don’t be afraid! sadako is just my hometown mate honey!!!!
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sadako : I’m sadako!
Yoochun : Am i handsome?
sadako : I’m a ghost..!!!
Yoochun: I know….but U still thinkin’ that I’m good lookin’ don’t cha ?!
sadako : I’m gonna kill U !!!
Yoochun : don’t be shy….just admit it!!!
sadako: ( with pink face --> wonder ghost can pink?!
)…actually.. mmm….mmm…. I’m U’r big fans…kyaaaaaaaa!!!!
infatuated.gif
Yoochun : Told cha!!!
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sadako : I’m sadako!
junsu : I’m Junsu ( blink his cute eyes!!)
sadako : I’m a ghost..!!!
junsu : ( pay attention with his innocent face blink.gif )
sadako : I’m gonna kill U !!!
junsu : (start smillin’ with his cute..cute…cute face)
sadako : huhu..OMG!! Too Cute, I just can’t handle it… duh.gif
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sadako : I’m sadako!
Changmin : Have any foodz?
sadako : I’m a ghost..!!!
Changmin : ( start crying) I’m starving…. weeping.gif
sadako : I’m gonna kill U !!!
Changmin : (cried louder ) just kill, I’d rather die than starv!!
sadako : ( also start 2 cried )…come kiddo, dont cry…let me buy u some foodz…
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Oh god..I loved theeeem!! I found these jokes on SYC and they are just....*rolls on her bed from excessive laughter*
xD