i'm a lose bolt in a complete machine --

[xenocides]

I've been waiting for this! A mental asylum! How completely wonderful is this?

Not too wonderful, that's how. I think it's time for a role call because if I get another unpleasant weedy (get it? plants! i'm very clever) surprise, I'll probably fuck something up. But it is pretty fitting for Razor to be here. I mean, the guy talks to his food. His

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-RAZOR-

[vavarazzi]

Oh yes, I very thoroughly enjoy your speaking ill of me in the same sentence as requesting a role call, making sure that the insult catches everyone's attention at once. >:|

BUT I WILL PAY NO MIND.

Because I've got such a set focus now, there's no way you can stop me. Can't convert 'em, conquer 'em, that's the dogma I've decided on.

[xenocides]

I enjoyed it too, so pay as much mind as you please.

Oh, Razor, what happened to you? I thought you were so good.

-RAZOR-

[vavarazzi]

What are you talking about? I'm still good. I'm doing this for the GREATER good. If I was a selfish asshole then I WOULDN'T be trying to take over the world, because I'd be content with its current status.

I'm the hero here, as always.

[xenocides]

Whatever you say. Is Jack here too?

-EGRET-

[vavarazzi]

If you ever want to leave, please tell me, okay? I only haven't called Fumo over to whisk us away because I felt like you like it here. And... well, it seems like you do. But if you don't, please don't hesitate to tell me. We can always go somewhere else. Anytime.

[xenocides]

Oh, Egret, you're so good to me. I'll tell you as long as you tell too. I don't want to force you to stay anywhere you don't particularly like.