I had to select teleporting. - No commute (which is currently mostly public transportation). This would give me at *least* 7 extra hours of time per week. Assuming I live another 70 years, this gives me 4.4 extra years of waking hours, or extra sleeping hours. Every morning I could sleep in! I would also not have to be drooled on by creepy crack addicts or have to use my mad Tetris skillz to fit groceries into my bike's milk crate. - Theft. Take stuff and *poof!* - Safety. In danger? *poof!* - Flight. Teleport high into the air, fall, teleport into the air again before hitting the ground... it'd work, I swear. - Socialization. The huge majority of my friends and family are far away enough that it requires an entire weekend of travel, or costly plane tickets, just to see them. - Free exotic vacationing. - And lastly, more sex. *cumpoof!*
In any case, choosing teleportation over the NCC-1701-D is, like, totally irrational, since with the Enterprise, you get the transporter anyway -- and much more.
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- No commute (which is currently mostly public transportation). This would give me at *least* 7 extra hours of time per week. Assuming I live another 70 years, this gives me 4.4 extra years of waking hours, or extra sleeping hours. Every morning I could sleep in! I would also not have to be drooled on by creepy crack addicts or have to use my mad Tetris skillz to fit groceries into my bike's milk crate.
- Theft. Take stuff and *poof!*
- Safety. In danger? *poof!*
- Flight. Teleport high into the air, fall, teleport into the air again before hitting the ground... it'd work, I swear.
- Socialization. The huge majority of my friends and family are far away enough that it requires an entire weekend of travel, or costly plane tickets, just to see them.
- Free exotic vacationing.
- And lastly, more sex. *cumpoof!*
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Because, come on, you know. Magic tacos.
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