I know I've said it before, but.... I FUCKING LOVE THIS WEATHER! I live for it. You guys should have seen me during the last hurricane. Shawn and I, two fools running up and down the street trying to fly kites with wind gusts of 50mph! LMAO! Wish I had video or pics of that. =\ Oh well.

One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived ( Read more... )

I've been in a rut for the past year or so. Actually, it's been longer than that. Anyways, I'm gonna do something about it. I've set a few goals for myself that I'll list in a future entry. Some will be easy, others will take some time and alot of work. But, it'll all be worth it in the end....

A married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor ( Read more... )

Zachary no longer crawls into my room...he now walks in! hehehehehe...

Bored....gonna go find sumthing to do....

Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend Sheila about to throw herself off ( Read more... )

There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons ( Read more... )

It was a dark and stormy night......hehehehe, I LOVE this kind of weather....