Original Me Haters

[xenomaru7]

Ahem, an e-mail sent to my entire campus from anonymous conspirators

Comments

[iluvflex]

wow.
i hate you...so can i get white small?
<3 erin

[frank_is_rad]

Hi.

[nick1]

I want an extra large any color yo

[jimalya]

Hey before we talk about ordering shirts you need to come down and get yours dick! Get your ass down to Columbus so I can give it to you! Jesus Christ!
...and while I'm in this state of utter contempt for you, I'll take a green medium

[xenomaru7]

...like that will ever happen. Certainly not, with the attitude you're giving me. If I do get a free weekend (this one would've worked if my sister weren't visiting) I'll make sure to call you.

[jimilayah]

SWEEEEEET!!!!!