Ooh yeah, um, about those shirts

[xenomaru7]

Turns out the I Hate Eugene t-shirts aren't as free as they used to be. Our distributor is asking for about 8 bucks a shirt, and they're all going to be green. If anyone still wants one, I'll put up the money now if you promise a sexual favor of equal or greater value. Hey, blatant chauvinism! One more reason to hate me. I'm going to need to

Comments

[katfox]

but what if you and i have the same favorite band? that sucks for you

[iceman22]

i still want a small. thanks.

i'll lick you later.

Dave Frank

[anonymous]

sexual favors are not a problem, if u can get me a green medium.......plus i won't eat your cat

[wirecutters]

can i have a small?

[iluvflex]

i think we both know how i feel about this.

small. and you really don't need to come up with new reasons for people to hate you. its not like you aren't responsible for the holocaust