whooooo!

[xeonified]

so lastnight i'm driving to Detroit to see my drunken family, and i just pass Ann Arbor and this guy slams on his brakes. I was going 80, and could not stop in time because the roads were slick. I have no insurance on my truck so i drove into the median rather than the guys really nice car.
I look over to see why the fuck he stopped and there was no

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[purplenothing]

I see Mercury Retrograde is fucking with you too...I'm sorry hun