Lunch - the root of all clarity?

Sep 08, 2006 11:34

So far, two out of two days, some ray of clarity has shone upon me at lunch time. I'm going to have to start contemplating the meaning of life, and the mysteries that are women around this time more often - I may actually get somewhere one day ( Read more... )

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hotkarmasundae September 8 2006, 17:18:46 UTC

Moi? I would never do anything so horrendous as to call my friends in the Cook County State's Attorney's Office and have a warrant issued for your arrest! Why, that would be using my Legal 8 Influence in such a bad way!

heehee

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keyboardninja September 8 2006, 18:00:32 UTC
This may not apply to you directly, but normally if you send someone a notice that they're "almost fucked" they'll put it off until they get a notice that they're "completely fucked." I don't know why, but most people seem to do this. If you just send a letter saying that they're completely fucked from the get-go, then they react much more quickly to resolve the issue. This serves two purposes:

1 - Less paperwork all around to resolve an almost fucked case.
2 - The person, upon calling in, immediately goes from extremely pissed to happy when they find out they're only almost fucked.

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xerotic September 8 2006, 18:03:55 UTC
... I really didn't think about that aspect. It does, however, have a lot of merit. Maybe the government has more logic than it lets on. But don't tell anyone that I ever said that :)

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keyboardninja September 8 2006, 18:10:18 UTC
Your secret is safe with me.

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sooper September 8 2006, 18:04:51 UTC
That's it, I have to make stamps now that say "You're almost fucked" and "You're fucked! NEENER!!!"

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xerotic September 8 2006, 18:05:31 UTC
Do it, I'll buy some ;)

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nauraki September 8 2006, 18:13:17 UTC
What awesome item card stamps...

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xerotic September 8 2006, 18:14:37 UTC
Dragonscale - "You're fucked! NEENER!! (Cheeseball)"

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timmydisorder September 8 2006, 20:32:52 UTC
Oh yeah, dude, that shit's regodamndiculous. I got my screaming pink Final Notice warning for my emissions testing last month. My emissions testing Absolutely Must Be Done by the end of THIS MONTH. Freakin' idiots.
It took me about ten minutes to get the test done.
Wheeee...

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xerotic September 8 2006, 20:47:01 UTC
Seriously - it's so much easier when you get the effin thing the first damn time, right?

Hey, it's even easier if I still own the goddamn car in question. I'm just sayin'...

P.S. I have a portrait completed for tomorrow.

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timmydisorder September 8 2006, 21:02:32 UTC
And I've got an M:tA sheet for you if you want it.

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xerotic September 8 2006, 21:59:19 UTC
Pfft, I've got a two and four pager that autofills from PDF. I'm all set ;)

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