Bunch of savages in this town...

[xerotope]

Last night as I was moving some stuff out of my old apartment, I came down to discover someone had vandalized my car.

They had thrown a large glop of dog poo on my driver side back window. I do not know what I did to offend the poo-flinger, needless to say it was not a pleasant experience.

Comments

[alinasneeze]

perhaps it wasn't vandalization, but projectile pooping. (sort of like projectile vomiting outside the bars at 3 AM.) from an enormous dog.

[xerotope]

I would hope the Dog would have the good taste to at least projectile poop on the SUV parked next to me then.