I hate Bambi

[xerthok]

I swear this fucker was waiting just out of view in the corn field waiting for the next innocent driver to approach in the night, staring down the road with his beady little eyes. His friends were probably all hiding in the corn too going holy shit did you see that? "Dude Bambi, you're hardcore" as he pops his shoulder back into place and asks for

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[anonymous]

Well you do live in the mutha fukin country don't ya?

[alphamasterbeta]

Why you hate deer? >_>

[daisydeke]

Yeah, they only look cute. Better off as sausage.

[nova20]

Deer don't drink beer. They drink water. Deer Park water. It makes them sing.

[drtrauma]

/em wonders off to design a "John Man" Hat