this is the best fuckin turkey sandwich ive ever had...thanksgiving keeps giving until about a week afterwards when u finally run out of turkey...whata a great holiday...my thanksgiving was weird this year, my cousin brought 2 japanese foreign exchange students to eat with us, they were ok, i really like the broken english they talked...but they ( Read more... )

u bitches better be ready to throw down tommorow night..u expecially Heather..cuz i WILL get your birthday lickins in!


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jenny this made my day


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One day I went for a walk in the woods, next to this house where crackheads and potbellied pigs lived. I looked at the potbellied pigpen and decided that I needed a potbellied pig as a sidekick. So I picked the lock with peices of a crack stem that I found on the ground and proceeded to steal a potbellied pig. Just when I thought that Earl (my pre- ( Read more... )

I have found my calling: Professional Bull Fighter...we watched it last night on the outdoorlife network or sumthin, that shit looked fun, they run from the bulls and jump over em and shit, and get points for it..i jsut need sum ups and i can do that ( Read more... )

I need a real, steady job, i mean i like my job and all but it always puts me in fucked up positions...sumtimes im like standin under big ass branches that are bn cut down onto the rotton roof next to me, powerlines all tangled up like 5 feet away....then i gotta mow this yard, i go mow the front and move to the back, get about halfway through with ( Read more... )

i just don't have anything to write about anymore, i guess the only thing to write on this is what i did in the past couple of weeks, so yeah i went and got drunk at dog river and saw this retard get his ass whipped (johnathin crabtree) god that kids got issues, he gets so drunk he can't walk or talk everytime the bottle touches his lips, he gets ( Read more... )

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did sum ppl get alife or sumthin? that sucks i like readin your lj..i gues you've found sumthin better to do the past week....umm HEather if u don't show up tonight i win by default...u might as well noteven show up, although that hole was lookin pretty cozy, expecially with all the rain and whatnot..Auburn stomped ass as usual..today is another ( Read more... )

blue koolaide is fuckin great...im so goddamn bored..ppl keep talkin to me but i don feel like replying..i wanna go to sleep but then i'll never go to sleep later and i won't be able to wake up for school...thres nuthin ever to do anymore on weekdays..work and school and after those theres nuthin, i stare blankly at the tv watchin cnn or ( Read more... )