I WANT TO GO TO SIX FLAGS

not just the theme park, but i need the safari part too, where the giraffes come and lick you and you can feed monkeys to the lion or whatever.

YAY SUMMER!

happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
~frost

holy shit, yesterday was fun ( Read more... )

thanks a million

tonight was so beautiful that i sat with my cat, missy, on the back porch in the rocking chair and smelled the air.

and i said, "mother! come out here and sit with me because it is sooooo pretty!"

and she said, "um, no. 24 is on."

and i made tons of faces at her but she couldn't see because i was in the dark.

every single one of my male friends knows and sings that new kelly clarkson song at the top of their lungs in my car ( Read more... )

this is like some sort of class project... i'm focusing and compartmentalizing and stressing like "ok..... so i need to do this and i need to do THIS and ok and ok." i'm an awkward nerd, but i really do not give a fuck. i'm still good for a joke or some innuendo. and i'm usually the first person to compliment someone on their ugly new shoes. i just ( Read more... )

sometimes stuff seems like a pretty good idea at the time and then you feel really foolish about it the next day ( Read more... )

OSLO, Norway (AP) - Help wanted: Vikings ( Read more... )

has anyone seen where the fuck my gmail might have gone?