Stolen from the lovely
tanhuan Go to Google and type "(your name) needs".
Then pick the funniest ones to post here.
If your name is James, you would type "James needs" into the search engine.
And the results are....
Melissa needs to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead
So Melissa has to be the one who writes the text. Melissa needs your help to
understand tar.
And of course they asked about old fights and I had to answer so everyone will
say, “Wow that Melissa needs to get over it,” when in reality, it’s squashed ...
Melissa Needs Maintenance Manuals!
Melissa needs blood will you help me?¡¨
The new slave-girl Melissa needs a shoulder to cry on
haha, that was the best I could find