ive been making a lot of my posts friends-only lately. im thinking that this journal will be friends-only as fuck pretty soon.
you could say that i may even go as far as to post a banner announcing. i only get one shot at this, id better make it something comical.fabulous last coupla days. i dont even remember any good things about them, so this ( Read more... )

"Check it out, Butt Pirate's gotta truck."

"Now, some people say that smoking dope improves their driving ability. I know, I know, sounds crazy, but it's been proven for some people that it does help them focus ( Read more... )

i dont think ive been this ambitious about learning anything since...like, dance of the sugarplum fairy, and that was over a year ago ( Read more... )

"Look Dad, I just don't wanna get shit all over my balls..."

"Oh man...I didn't know the zoo was on a field trip."

"So Uncle J...you finally get a date with George Bush. Where do you take him?"
"...I'd take him to the shooting range!"

"Mom, just think about it...cruisin' in the 'vertable...with a setta tits in the passenger..."

"Yo, you titty fucked 'er?!"

this song makes me really warm ( Read more... )