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Today I am going to Dinner

Then I am seeing the

FANTASTIC FOUR

It sounds fun

I have to try to mooch money

Someone's been stealing mine

I hope my dad's happy today!

JORDAN!

Today, My mom bought me a new pair of pants.

It was pretty sweet.

ON Wednesday I'm going to see...

the FANTASTIC FOUR!

But first I have to go out to eat

To A mexican place.....

I don't like mexican.

BUT I GOT NEW PANTS TO WEAR!

JORDAN!

Uhh yea. I lied.

I fried.

And look really funny naked

You can see where my boxers were.

Vividly

JORDAN!

So today I was bored and decided to tan...

I never noticed I was so white

I was out there for like a half hour...

And I actually have a tan line

I'm happy I didn't burn

Then I would look like a tomatoe

That would suck.

Because It's hurts

A LOT

I smell weird

JORDAN!!

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Today I took a shower

And During School, I think I had Dandruff

My head would "Snow"

It was sweet, but gross

So my mom bought me Head & Shoulders

Well off brand Head & Shoulders

I hope it worked.

You should come over and tell me

I like when you do

JORDAN!

My eye hurts...

Real Bad.

I need Clear Eyes.

Everyone is missing.

I don't know where they went.

My pool is cold and I can't go swimming

What A Day

You should call me

And we can "chill"

Jordan!