Randomness....?

Nov 30, 2004 02:40

Sophia is missing, I didn't see her leave for the weekend, I didn't see her come back and I havent seen her all day. Sophia! where are you?. Wicked tickets went on sale today at 9am and I totally forgot, ggrr. Three weeks untill Brazil, soooooo soon.

When I grow up, I want to be Samatha Jones.

The Rules of Casual Sex are:

1. Have lots of it.
2. Afterwards, pretend it never happened.
3. Never get emotionaly attached to the person you had casual sex with, it defeats the whole purpose.
4. Use a condom.
5. And lube.
6. Make sure that the other person knows its just casual.
7. There is no need to call the person the next day.
8. There is no need to stay the night.
9. If you don't know the person last name, or first name, its ok.
10. DONT have casual sex with virgins
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