Finding Jam Chapter 6
Hello Everybody! Uhm, sorry I felt a little bit like Dr.Nick there.
We're finally catching up with the events of the Jam's! So what happened last time?
- Tragic died, or re died, whatever, and nobody seemed to care.
- Water had a baby named Nicholas
- The twins became adults
- Apple had a thing with a married man
- Creamy met Michael and married him
- Strawberry died and at the exact same moment, Creamy went into labour.
Let the show begin!
Ok, ok, calm down! Your mother went through this twice, she'll know what to do!
Creamy: SHE JUST DIED YOU FORGETFUL BITCH!
Oh crap, I'll never forgive her for this. Michael isn't even here!
Wait! You can't drive! You're in labour, you'll ruin the car, and I just bought that. Urgh, the pains of the new generation.
Creamy: If I want something done, I'll have to do it myself!
Rodrigo: OMG THAT WOMAN JUST WENT INTO LABOUR, GET HER TO THE HOSPITAL!
-___-
I just don't get it! Why are they panicking like if she's going to give birth to a baby in the street! She just entered the hospital for goodness sake.
And yup there he comes. About time. (Notice the bajillion of people now?)
So, before I continue, a little explanataion. Now that Creamy and Michael are the ones responsible for the house and the money and everything, in all, they've been struggling. Michael got a job in the criminal career track, and got arrested. Creamy, as you saw in the previous update, was in the military. She quit because it was rather hard for her and Michael got fired because he missed work to attend to his wife in the hospital. So income is pretty low and I have no idea what type of jobs they're meant for. :/
Creamy: Yeah, I'm done, thanks for the help bitches.
Wahey, who cares! Welcome to the world baby boy.....Jim Jam I just couldn't resist, if you don't know what Jim Jams are, they're pj's :)
He was born with traits: Loves the Outdoors and Clumsy
He likes Kids Music, Hamburgers and Hot Pink (lol)
There was not much to celebrate, poor little Jim was overshadowed by the excessive grieving.
Creamy even burned her waffles :(
And lol. Do you guys remember Hank? He was the guy married to Pauline, a.k.a the breed machine. Anyways, a little update on him;
Pauline died, and that's sad but yeah, Hank, with his sons having moved out, married an old Riven McIrish. And then he became an International Super Spy. Haha, can you imagine James Bond on a bike like this?
Back to grieving, 'Ber wasn't the only who died, Connor Frio had just recently got married to Monika Morris, she died about a week later (that's the problem with the ISM everybody who's old just pairs up and dies the next minute :( )
Creamy: Yeah, sorry, no offence, but please tell your agency for the last time that I DON'T want a sims 1 to babysit my kid, as you should realize, the world has evolved and become sims 3.
Jim Jam became a tot! He looks just like his dad, except with his mom's natural hair color and eyes.
Nicholas! OMFG YOU LOOK LIKE FRANK DILLANE
I threw a little funeral for Strawberry, I didn't take many pictures because...there was no point. Not a alot of people came because all of Strawberry's friends died and/or Creamy didn't know them. Water wasn't present either since she is un reachable. Bitch. By now she's already had her third child, Sedrick (don't ask). Apple came though, and that is enough :)
Oh ffs, doesn't this remind you of Lily Potter's fish she gave to Slughorn? If you have no clue what I'm saying it was in the sixth HP movie, Harry's mother gave this fish to her teacher, and when she was killed by Voldemort the fish died at the same time. So yeah, how depressing, bye Lena, I'll miss you, and I don't get why you died since I fed you every day.
Jim Jam grows up, he's cute, as you'll see in a minute, Creamy isn't very interesting in her son's birthday though. Oh and she found her permanent job in the Political career track, and Michael? He works part time at the Grocery Store.
Potatoes!
Jim Jam is the cutest, the kid next to him is the son of Lisa Bunch (or was it Darlene? no idea) and Cycl0n3 Sw0rd, Jermey.
Jim: This is your house?
Jermey: Yup.
Jermey livs here with his mom. His dad died just recently, he hooked up with Lisa (or Darlene) in their late years and had Jermey. I must say the Bunch house is pretty from the outside....
....but shitty on the inside, the color of those chairs!
Is this Lisa or Darlene? Oh who cares.
Second baby on the way :)
Lena has been replaced with a Red Herring named Selena, she was fished by 'Ber and is still alive to this day.
These two make a cute couple, but I wish Andre' Bachelor wasn't so young for Creamy, otherwise he would've married her. Michael is...boring.
Recently married and already they act like an old couple :P
I love pregnancies in this game, they are so easy and so fun. In S2 it was such a pain in the ass.
Creamy: Uh oh, Franzie?
What?
Creamy: AAAAAAH
Oh, well, it's not like Michael isn't here, go ask him to drive you! I don't get why everyone expects me to do something.
Ok, why...why? What is it with the women in this family that find it so important to risk their pregnancy?
*sigh* Sam, you're basically a doctor (well, a scientist ;P) why panic?? It's biology, something you should be familiar with!
Sam: Oh well, even though she was screaming and begging me to help her, and even though her husband fainted and had to be dragged by paramedics inside, I guess they have it under control, no need for me *reads newspaper*
After a lot of painful hours of labour, welcome baby Mango jam.
He is a Friendly Heavy Sleeper, he likes Classical music, Sushi and the color Black
Yes, Water had another one, this ghost kid is named Federico and Jim Jam is spying on him.
Jim Jam is by far my favourite kid right now, he is so helpful and cute and collects things everywhere.
Oooh, for some reason I never believed this place existed, and so I never bothered to look for it, but now I just can't do anything but go aaaah.
Jim Jam has spent his entire weekend running and traveling with his bike all over town for me, I love you!
Michael grows wrinkly.
Michael: I'm still sexy
You're still a face one.
I swear ever since 'Ber died, Creamy has been very different, I used to really love her, maybe it's because she inherited everything so quickly, I wished Strawberry and Tragic had stayed around a little longer in order to meet Jim Jam.
But, because my computer was reaching it's limit in capacity, I did not dare risk keeping any ghosts around, so I was forced to bring Strawberry and Tragic here. However, I have received a brand new laptop recently, so I may just bring them back :)
Creamy grew older too. She expressed her dismay about it by trying to impale herself with the door.
Then this happened 0__0
I feel like I'm in a horror movie. It was fixed as soon as Jim Jam became a teen though, which was that night exactly.
Ah, hey Frank Dillane Nicholas, plz have my babies.
OMG RANDOM PEOPLE, STOP DYING.
You're ruining Jim Jam's date with Willow Goth (the girl in the orange top) remember her? She was still in her mothers belly last time we checked.
But wait, what's going on?
Well, Edmund Mason, the ghost, refused to shake hands with Grim, and walked away with a 'Fuck you' expression on his face.
Edmund: Hehe, bye bye suckers!
Dude, you rule.
Everyone: What the fuck just happened?
Grim: This...this has never happened to me before, I am a failure at collecting the dead....*remains paralyzed with shock*
Nevertheless, Jim Jam managed to bring Willow home and have a cuddle on the couch.
Creamy does not seem impressed.
Creamy: The hell I'm not!
Ew, you guys, no tongue, please.
Yup, I know, I've neglected Mango, but he just transitioned into a toddler, right about now he looks just like Jim Jam.
Third baby because I'm trying for at least another female in the house.
Apple! A little update on her, because she'll be staying over for a few days (I want to bring a non controllable sim to the hospital dammit!).
Anyways, she married Eloy Wan, he was the second baby Hank and Pauline were about to have. This is her second child, the first one is a boy named Raphael.
Being pregnant at the same time. It must be a twin thing.
Aww, just like the old days.
Meanwhile Jim Jam and Willow are already like a married couple. Excellent, I want these two to get married.
The next morning I find Apple in this kind of painful expression, clutching at her belly. I swear I though she was about to go into premature labour or have a miscarriage. But she then proceeded to wash the dishes calmly.
Sisterly bumps ^3^
And here we are! At 4 AM Apple goes into real labour. I don't have a picture, but she drove herself to Sacred Spleen even though Creamy was taking her.
And this is Eloy, joining his wife in his dad's old police cruiser.
Apple had a baby boy named Rian. Creamy came home with her and made friends with Raphael, he's such a cutie!
And....this is where I leave you! I hope you guys enjoyed this update :) Excuse the typos and/or boringness/randomness as always :))
We're finally catching up with the events of the Jam's! So what happened last time?
- Tragic died, or re died, whatever, and nobody seemed to care.
- Water had a baby named Nicholas
- The twins became adults
- Apple had a thing with a married man
- Creamy met Michael and married him
- Strawberry died and at the exact same moment, Creamy went into labour.
Let the show begin!
Ok, ok, calm down! Your mother went through this twice, she'll know what to do!
Creamy: SHE JUST DIED YOU FORGETFUL BITCH!
Oh crap, I'll never forgive her for this. Michael isn't even here!
Wait! You can't drive! You're in labour, you'll ruin the car, and I just bought that. Urgh, the pains of the new generation.
Creamy: If I want something done, I'll have to do it myself!
Rodrigo: OMG THAT WOMAN JUST WENT INTO LABOUR, GET HER TO THE HOSPITAL!
-___-
I just don't get it! Why are they panicking like if she's going to give birth to a baby in the street! She just entered the hospital for goodness sake.
And yup there he comes. About time. (Notice the bajillion of people now?)
So, before I continue, a little explanataion. Now that Creamy and Michael are the ones responsible for the house and the money and everything, in all, they've been struggling. Michael got a job in the criminal career track, and got arrested. Creamy, as you saw in the previous update, was in the military. She quit because it was rather hard for her and Michael got fired because he missed work to attend to his wife in the hospital. So income is pretty low and I have no idea what type of jobs they're meant for. :/
Creamy: Yeah, I'm done, thanks for the help bitches.
Wahey, who cares! Welcome to the world baby boy.....Jim Jam I just couldn't resist, if you don't know what Jim Jams are, they're pj's :)
He was born with traits: Loves the Outdoors and Clumsy
He likes Kids Music, Hamburgers and Hot Pink (lol)
There was not much to celebrate, poor little Jim was overshadowed by the excessive grieving.
Creamy even burned her waffles :(
And lol. Do you guys remember Hank? He was the guy married to Pauline, a.k.a the breed machine. Anyways, a little update on him;
Pauline died, and that's sad but yeah, Hank, with his sons having moved out, married an old Riven McIrish. And then he became an International Super Spy. Haha, can you imagine James Bond on a bike like this?
Back to grieving, 'Ber wasn't the only who died, Connor Frio had just recently got married to Monika Morris, she died about a week later (that's the problem with the ISM everybody who's old just pairs up and dies the next minute :( )
Creamy: Yeah, sorry, no offence, but please tell your agency for the last time that I DON'T want a sims 1 to babysit my kid, as you should realize, the world has evolved and become sims 3.
Jim Jam became a tot! He looks just like his dad, except with his mom's natural hair color and eyes.
Nicholas! OMFG YOU LOOK LIKE FRANK DILLANE
I threw a little funeral for Strawberry, I didn't take many pictures because...there was no point. Not a alot of people came because all of Strawberry's friends died and/or Creamy didn't know them. Water wasn't present either since she is un reachable. Bitch. By now she's already had her third child, Sedrick (don't ask). Apple came though, and that is enough :)
Oh ffs, doesn't this remind you of Lily Potter's fish she gave to Slughorn? If you have no clue what I'm saying it was in the sixth HP movie, Harry's mother gave this fish to her teacher, and when she was killed by Voldemort the fish died at the same time. So yeah, how depressing, bye Lena, I'll miss you, and I don't get why you died since I fed you every day.
Jim Jam grows up, he's cute, as you'll see in a minute, Creamy isn't very interesting in her son's birthday though. Oh and she found her permanent job in the Political career track, and Michael? He works part time at the Grocery Store.
Potatoes!
Jim Jam is the cutest, the kid next to him is the son of Lisa Bunch (or was it Darlene? no idea) and Cycl0n3 Sw0rd, Jermey.
Jim: This is your house?
Jermey: Yup.
Jermey livs here with his mom. His dad died just recently, he hooked up with Lisa (or Darlene) in their late years and had Jermey. I must say the Bunch house is pretty from the outside....
....but shitty on the inside, the color of those chairs!
Is this Lisa or Darlene? Oh who cares.
Second baby on the way :)
Lena has been replaced with a Red Herring named Selena, she was fished by 'Ber and is still alive to this day.
These two make a cute couple, but I wish Andre' Bachelor wasn't so young for Creamy, otherwise he would've married her. Michael is...boring.
Recently married and already they act like an old couple :P
I love pregnancies in this game, they are so easy and so fun. In S2 it was such a pain in the ass.
Creamy: Uh oh, Franzie?
What?
Creamy: AAAAAAH
Oh, well, it's not like Michael isn't here, go ask him to drive you! I don't get why everyone expects me to do something.
Ok, why...why? What is it with the women in this family that find it so important to risk their pregnancy?
*sigh* Sam, you're basically a doctor (well, a scientist ;P) why panic?? It's biology, something you should be familiar with!
Sam: Oh well, even though she was screaming and begging me to help her, and even though her husband fainted and had to be dragged by paramedics inside, I guess they have it under control, no need for me *reads newspaper*
After a lot of painful hours of labour, welcome baby Mango jam.
He is a Friendly Heavy Sleeper, he likes Classical music, Sushi and the color Black
Yes, Water had another one, this ghost kid is named Federico and Jim Jam is spying on him.
Jim Jam is by far my favourite kid right now, he is so helpful and cute and collects things everywhere.
Oooh, for some reason I never believed this place existed, and so I never bothered to look for it, but now I just can't do anything but go aaaah.
Jim Jam has spent his entire weekend running and traveling with his bike all over town for me, I love you!
Michael grows wrinkly.
Michael: I'm still sexy
You're still a face one.
I swear ever since 'Ber died, Creamy has been very different, I used to really love her, maybe it's because she inherited everything so quickly, I wished Strawberry and Tragic had stayed around a little longer in order to meet Jim Jam.
But, because my computer was reaching it's limit in capacity, I did not dare risk keeping any ghosts around, so I was forced to bring Strawberry and Tragic here. However, I have received a brand new laptop recently, so I may just bring them back :)
Creamy grew older too. She expressed her dismay about it by trying to impale herself with the door.
Then this happened 0__0
I feel like I'm in a horror movie. It was fixed as soon as Jim Jam became a teen though, which was that night exactly.
Ah, hey Frank Dillane Nicholas, plz have my babies.
OMG RANDOM PEOPLE, STOP DYING.
You're ruining Jim Jam's date with Willow Goth (the girl in the orange top) remember her? She was still in her mothers belly last time we checked.
But wait, what's going on?
Well, Edmund Mason, the ghost, refused to shake hands with Grim, and walked away with a 'Fuck you' expression on his face.
Edmund: Hehe, bye bye suckers!
Dude, you rule.
Everyone: What the fuck just happened?
Grim: This...this has never happened to me before, I am a failure at collecting the dead....*remains paralyzed with shock*
Nevertheless, Jim Jam managed to bring Willow home and have a cuddle on the couch.
Creamy does not seem impressed.
Creamy: The hell I'm not!
Ew, you guys, no tongue, please.
Yup, I know, I've neglected Mango, but he just transitioned into a toddler, right about now he looks just like Jim Jam.
Third baby because I'm trying for at least another female in the house.
Apple! A little update on her, because she'll be staying over for a few days (I want to bring a non controllable sim to the hospital dammit!).
Anyways, she married Eloy Wan, he was the second baby Hank and Pauline were about to have. This is her second child, the first one is a boy named Raphael.
Being pregnant at the same time. It must be a twin thing.
Aww, just like the old days.
Meanwhile Jim Jam and Willow are already like a married couple. Excellent, I want these two to get married.
The next morning I find Apple in this kind of painful expression, clutching at her belly. I swear I though she was about to go into premature labour or have a miscarriage. But she then proceeded to wash the dishes calmly.
Sisterly bumps ^3^
And here we are! At 4 AM Apple goes into real labour. I don't have a picture, but she drove herself to Sacred Spleen even though Creamy was taking her.
And this is Eloy, joining his wife in his dad's old police cruiser.
Apple had a baby boy named Rian. Creamy came home with her and made friends with Raphael, he's such a cutie!
And....this is where I leave you! I hope you guys enjoyed this update :) Excuse the typos and/or boringness/randomness as always :))